Americans are very different from Canadians.
I'm a Canadian who has lived here for 15 years and here are 10 things I've noticed about them:
1- They don't think soakers are a big deal
2- They suck at roasting marshmallows
3- The portions are insane
4- They haven't been anywhere
5- They hate French people
6- They think British people are smart
7- They know every actor's name
8- They love The Godfather
9-They say "uh-huh" instead of "you're welcome"
10- They are all patriotic
Oh, and here's a bonus one I forgot to mention:
They use paper towels instead of cloths. If someone spills a glass of water, they'll break off a big Bounty square, mop up the spill, and then throw that paper towel in the garbage. It's not like they're free here, either. A six pack is about $13 which is about the same as it is in Canada. I don't get it.
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