December 23, 2015

How did “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” become "an ode to sexual assault"?

David MenziesMission Specialist
 

There’s really no sense going on about the “War on Christmas” anymore because frankly, the left has pretty much won that battle. 

We can’t utter the “C” word any more so now it’s “Happy Holidays” and “Season’s Greetings” or any other insipid way of saying “Christmas” without actually saying “Christmas” – not even the Christ-Lite version of Christmas, “Xmas", will do.

But the loony left and the perpetually offended P.C. masses aren’t quite done yet. Now they’re targeting Christmas carols and other Christmas themed songs.

If you had no idea those delightful yuletide ditties you grew up listening to were so jam-packed with sinister hidden meanings, WATCH as I explain the latest madness.

And to all those soul-destroying P.C. lefties out there who think Christmas carols are rife with everything from sexism and to speciesism and all the other “isms” in-between …. Scrooge off already, will ya?

 

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commented 2015-12-24 11:11:47 -0500
BRAVO ZULU;
That heroic action of yours should be on film, as it would make a modern-classic Christmas film ( sans all the effing). I stand up and applaud you in spirit, Christmas spirit…Bravo!
And a Merry Christmas to you and yours good sir…
commented 2015-12-24 09:01:24 -0500
I sincerely wish all of you peace and happiness at Christmas. A good and loving time with family and friends.

Merry Christmas.
commented 2015-12-24 08:59:36 -0500
Last night in London Drugs buying chocolates for stocking suffers, manager was running the till – says “happy Holidays” to me.

I stopped – turned – and in my best parade ground voice said:

“Did senior management tell you to say happy holidays over Merry Christmas”

No he says – I just did not want to offend those who were not Christian.

Me – military parade ground voice – “You FUCKING OFFEND me you fucking wuss – your lack of respect for those of us who celebrate Christmas is fucking offensive to me and all around me. My fucking taxes go to pay for most of the social service support for those assholes who do not work, yet get offended at me celebrating Christmas – I wish they would get offended and refuse my damned tax dollar benefit support instead. Do you see any fucking butt fucking evil islamic killers standing here buying Christmas stuff?? Try to not fucking offend ME – the person spending money in your store!”

“Stop telling me to have a fucking happy holiday and wish me a Merry Christmas!”

I went on for about another 30 seconds and then calmed down nicely (military training allows you to rant, look wild and crazy and then turn it off – all an act but it works well)

Then in a nice voice I said: “Merry Christmas to all”.

By the time I was done ranting there were about 30 people watching this happen – I got a round of applause as I left.

Perhaps there is hope yet.
commented 2015-12-24 02:46:41 -0500
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Potential Rape urvivor in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),
TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Canadians,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved Fowl-Canadians producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, Bilingual hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-Canadian enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,
THREE deconstructionist poets,
TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses, and
ONE pamphlet on HIV.

And of course there is the perrennial favourite “OH THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE KHOLM FOR THE HOLIDAYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTa-6G2zxvg
commented 2015-12-24 01:36:07 -0500
And to all… A MERRY CHRISTMAS!…
commented 2015-12-23 19:12:36 -0500
GRAEME NESBITT,I’m with you Buddy.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL!
commented 2015-12-23 17:19:08 -0500
Lad Reme commented 3 hours ago
I’m Dreaming of a Brown Ramadan, just like the one’s that came before,

With the Imams debating and Muslims prostrating,

How could anyone ask for more,

Bombs, in the making, Knifes sharp and waiting,

Just can’t wait to reach Canadian shores,………….

A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,

AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS.

The re write of ‘A White Christmas’ is meant as a joke. If I have offended any one, I’m Sorry, So sorry, please accept my………..

That was so funny – thanks for the laughs!
Years ago, in 1984, I travelled to Turkey during Ramadan. And back then we didn’t know anything about this annual event, or those who partake in it. We walked into a restaurant in Istanbul, and the place was packed but nobody was eating, as they waited for the sun to go down. We had no idea that they really didn’t like us ordering our food, and having the gall to sit down and eat, in front of them. If looks could kill, we would’ve been dead. I literally saw knife blades flashing in our direction! Needless to say, we scarfed down our food, and got the hell out of there.
Merry Christmas to all!
commented 2015-12-23 17:00:34 -0500
I love the way The Menzoid uses sarcasm and wit to show how stupid & brainless the political correct lefties really are. He can really turn a phrase and wish he had more videos on The Rebel.
commented 2015-12-23 14:34:25 -0500
@ Allan Willy who said, “I always thought that the Santa Mommy was kissing was Daddy (dressed up as Santa Claus).”

Yea, I always thought that too.
commented 2015-12-23 13:48:20 -0500
“I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus”
The critic offers a clueless criticism based on a misconception, revealing her fervor to enviously chastise a period of superior cultural and morality compared to the vacuous wasteland of the present . Clearly the child narrator of the piece is as confused as the critic in assuming that Mommy was indeed kissing a real personage of Santa. Thus introducing the ‘twist’ kicker in the plot of the lyrics which makes the song appealing. For the ignorant, one can easily deduce that Santa is indeed an impostor, the husband/ father, dressed as Santa who is placing the presents under the tree and filling the Christmas stockings. Mommy is of course gratified, and perhaps a little taken with some role play to add a bit of Christmas spice to the domestic scene, to have a provider and soulmate interested enough to care about his little nuclear family of the fifties era, the time line of this little period piece. An attitude to be replicated more in this so called enlightened age.
commented 2015-12-23 13:47:25 -0500
I’m Dreaming of a Brown Ramadan, just like the one’s that came before,

With the Imams debating and Muslims prostrating,

How could anyone ask for more,

Bombs, in the making, Knifes sharp and waiting,

Just can’t wait to reach Canadian shores,………….

A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,

AND MAY GOD BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS.

The re write of ‘A White Christmas’ is meant as a joke. If I have offended any one, I’m Sorry, So sorry, please accept my………..
commented 2015-12-23 13:30:37 -0500
I always thought that the Santa Mommy was kissing was Daddy (dressed up as Santa Claus).
commented 2015-12-23 13:14:45 -0500
It’s a cute song, get a life if it offends you. Interesting Rabecca Klar doesn’t comment on the not so subtle profanity laced Rap music that her generation has made popular. Check out Sweden Rabecca, they actually have a rape culture and don’t be surprised that it doesn’t originate from a silly song.
commented 2015-12-23 11:20:47 -0500
Merry Christmas :)
“Baby It’s Cold Outside” does portray the aspects of intrigue, attraction, lure and play between a man and a woman, one wanting to depart, for it is proper and right for Daddy is waiting, and the other with the intent to have her stay for more of his own delight. That is, what the song was for! And, to be perfectly upright on this, were the society at the time, listening appropriately, they would have known it for what it was, a date play, a ploy and the results? Were that many a young woman was enticed into the arms of a young man whose desire to ‘have’ her was so intense, that many babies came into the world, and their ‘fathers’ began a new trend on the face of the continent, for the women were of course, then shamed, shunned, abandoned, by their families, their friends and their communities, shuffled off to the country never to be seen again back home, or perhaps once that baby was born she could rejoin her family having gone on a ‘trip abroad’ to visit some unknown grand-aunt, with no one knowing about that stowed away somewhere bundle. Or, the young man would ‘step up to the plate’, perhaps not run to avoid ’daddy’s shot-gun’, and a wonderful young family would blossom forth, his career and his joie de vivre which made this engagement so in the first place, proceeding onward successfully. Or, he succumbed under the weight of such added responsibility. Were ‘thinking’ going along with this, we know, initially she stated she had to leave. He did the playful plays to keep her there, including the ‘additional drink’. Of course, this is subject to sexual predation tactics, and as such a great teacher were the students paying attention. Many ‘families’ have done quite well with the plays, and many have not, for truly, when a couple is together in those stages of preliminaries they do not ‘know’ each other, or whether it is the ‘real’ thing, one needs to ‘learn’, and with tools about that show so well how engaging it is to be contemplating that ‘first’ connection, it is of course, best too be with one whose intent is the same as your own. Hence, had he indeed been a ‘gentleman’, he would have escorted her properly, with his attentions on seeing she had all of her belongings and faculties intact, left that drink where it was, walked her to her chariot home and ensured she arrived home to Daddy where she would remain safe and sound. Having recognized for himself, his ‘attraction’ was for more of her, his next move? To ask Daddy for her hand, in marriage. Ah, but ‘Baby it’s Cold Outside’, stay in and warm our hearth, lets make merry and be damned the consequences, or welcome and embrace them. Fact is. The family units changed dynamically, and it wasn’t just from enticing lures, but our men being off to another country aiding another war for someone and many families left without. Without. We love the plays, the teasing antics, the comedies, the myths and fables, the carols and the carry on gang, and we also love to learn. When dissecting anything, results come along, but with each it is differing for each is a different aspect or entity. We here on this continent have music, writings, holidays and celebrations, memories made and recorded, and for many lives lived with minimal ability to put all the pieces together to make sense all of the time, such as we have moreso of today with the internet being able to provide instant knowings. Much was based on the genre of the day, sultry and enticing music, smoky piano bars, crooning for a dance so you could have a chance, to put your arms around one who took your fancy. Sure beat going to a dance club and everyone having a number and you get the shakes to see who got yours, and oh, look out, it’s the one with two left feet. Sheesh. Hope you didn’t get lost in my words on this one, for oh baby it’s cold outside, but the sun is about to shine, so have a merry while I go look for mistletoe, that lovely poisonous plant that people kiss under, and wonder what made them do that? Haha.
commented 2015-12-23 09:57:59 -0500
If the phrase “Merry Christmas” offends the left. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas,
commented 2015-12-23 09:57:16 -0500
All this mindless attack upon these songs is another clear demonstration of the ignorance, incompetence, and intellectual depravity of these mentally challenged left-wing subhumans! It appears as though, due to their shear incompetence in accomplishing anything meaningful and valuable, these throwbacks into the garbage mentality structure cannot find anything to do other than to make such senseless attacks upon generally fun and healthy lifestyles of the more competent persons in society.
commented 2015-12-23 09:38:56 -0500
ignore the left…they starve in a vacuum.
Merry Christmas everyone!
commented 2015-12-23 09:38:00 -0500
I saw that I’m dreaming of a white christmas is now to be banned also , the target word being “white” man how far have we digressed !!!
commented 2015-12-23 09:20:34 -0500
Tell them to go to hell! Sounds like Muslims who can’t control themselves! Merry Christmas.