February 05, 2016

Andy Cohen is the devil -- and "'Real Housewives...' is everything Christians mean when they talk about evil"

Gavin McInnesRebel Commentator
 

I've been watching those Real Housewives... shows for years. Why?

(LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING:)

Well, let's just say I'm married...

Being a man watching these reality TV shows for hours on end means I've noticed a pattern and come up with a theory:

Andy Cohen -- the creator of this $160 million TV franchise -- is Satan.

(I've talked to people who work on the series and they admit I'm right...)

What I mean is: Andy Cohen and a bunch of gay dudes push the women on the show to indulge in homewrecking gossip, drunken misbehavior and even fistfights.

So far, 13 marriages on the series have ended in divorce, and that's just the beginning of the familial destruction. One participant on a Cohen show committed suicide.

What is that if not literally diabolical?

I'm not the only one with this theory, either...

 

 

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commented 2016-02-05 20:07:28 -0500
Again, great entertainment and some good laughs. I for one don’t want to meet you personally, I would love to have a coffee with your wife. What a great woman you seem to have in your background. How much of you’re totally ‘out there’ view points does she share ? Or is it, "how was your day at work honey, the toilets acting up again. "
Keep it up
commented 2016-02-05 17:10:33 -0500
Oh and let us not forget……..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Ad2a7UD0A

And believe you me…..i am NOT going to let that be forgotten…………:-)

The Stepford Wives based on the novel by Ira Levin….that’s …IRA…….LEVIN…….(jump to your own anti-semitic conclusions)

So in light of your post decrying this….I am going to ponder over a couple of shots of single malt scotch…..just why is it that Moslems and Roman Catholics do not share the same cynicism concerning marriage that Marxists (tsk..tsk…tsk another familiar name pops up….here a Jew there a Jew everywhere a Jew Jew) seem to harbour…

Just by the way….one of the things that makes Judaism unique among middle eastern religions is that they do not believe in Satan …(Mitra or Mithra means “friend” and Satan or Shetan means “enemy”)….that’s right….the Book of Job IS NOT hebrew scripture and no copy of the Torah or any pre-Nicean canon contains it….and the alleged conversation that Christ had with Satan in the Gospels was one of the points raised Cwhristians were excomunicated by the Sanhedrin.
commented 2016-02-05 16:42:22 -0500
Gavin, I have often said when people extolled the vitures of The Prophet.(PBUH) ……..that the Prophet (PBUH) is buggering pigs in Hell ….while He (PBUH) …in turn gets buggered by Satan ……..who happens to be a gay Jew…….and the founder of Zionism….the Masons…..the Illuminati…..The New World Order….probably lots of other shit too.

People call me all manner of names for saying stuff like that………….:-).
commented 2016-02-05 15:32:54 -0500
Gavin are you running out of material?
commented 2016-02-05 14:36:09 -0500
If you were lucifer, and you loathed humanity, wouldn’t the family be your first line of attack? Gossip or “calumny” are no less a sin than murder
commented 2016-02-05 14:29:38 -0500
Does nobody else see the actual point here, “Reality TV” has never been about reality. Th first season of Survivor was interesting but after that the pretenders found a way to make a quick buck. It was cheaper to cast “real” people instead of actors to entertain the masses. Case in point, the Kardashians. This is the biggest reason why intelligent people have turned away from traditional television except for sports and news.
commented 2016-02-05 13:46:31 -0500
WHAT IS DESPERATE HOUSE WIFE’S or whatever it is your talking about.

it takes about 2 seconds to realize the show is Trash and never gets a second look by me. I don’t watch shows like that. If I am flipping through and some perverted show is on, it only takes a second to see its more than just people acting its propaganda. Those freak shows have Zero impact on me or my Family, we don’t watch that trash.
commented 2016-02-05 13:46:30 -0500
WHAT IS DESPERATE HOUSE WIFE’S or whatever it is your talking about.

it takes about 2 seconds to realize the show is Trash and never gets a second look by me. I don’t watch shows like that. If I am flipping through and some perverted show is on, it only takes a second to see its more than just people acting its propaganda. Those freak shows have Zero impact on me or my Family, we don’t watch that trash.
commented 2016-02-05 13:28:46 -0500
People actually watch that crap. My ex and I never came close to watching other than to wait for our next program to come on. That show assaults anything rational in me. I think it is time to make a deal with your wife Gavin so no one watches that crap.