July 06, 2015

Canadians are too drunk, stoned and self-indulgent to notice they're controlled by a Zionist cabal, says Iran's state press

Richard KlagsbrunRebel Blogger

You probably didn't realize the reason Canadians are oblivious to the international Zionist conspiracy that has taken over their country is because they're hedonists perpetually drunk and stoned on pot.

Neither did I, and I've lived in Canada virtually all my life.

That bizarre tidbit of supposed information didn't come from one of the weirdo characters on the comedy show, The Trailer Park Boys, nor was it a clever satirist doing a Wayne's World style parody of our beer-and-hockey culture.

It was said in deadly seriousness by the Canadian contributor to Iran's state-owned propaganda network Press TV, Joshua Blakeney.

I actually love Joshua Blakeney. His intense paranoia and lack of self-awareness make his unintentional humor consistently hilarious. On the political end, he's an exemplar of why anyone in Canada who is affiliated with Iran's maniacal dictatorship has absolutely no credibility.

It's not that we in Canada don't like to party. We do. But Blakeney, who is originally from England, went on Iran's Press TV recently to describe Canadians in ways the rest of us might describe as... um... insane:

"...The vast majority of people in this society are fairly apolitical, of course and are focusing on self-indulgence. There's a big alcohol and drug problem in this society, so a lot of people aren't ah, cognizant of the political realities...most people haven't been encouraged, due to who owns the media, to have a clear and rational understanding of what is in Canada's national interest..."

Blakeney goes on to claim that there is "Zionist totalitarianism" in Canada, which he also describes as a "satellite-state of Israel." You know, the sort of stuff that demented neo-Nazis who believe that the US is controlled by a "Zionist Occupation Government" regularly say.

Explaining Canadians' apathy further, Blakeney asserts, "(m)ost people are just encouraged to be apolitical. I think a third of the Canadians imbibe marijuana, you know half the country's drunk every weekend, the media disseminates all kinds of junk TV to distract people..."

Right. It's a good thing Iran's ace correspondent is enlightening us to the knowledge that Zionist control of the media is why most Canadians would rather watch Game of Thrones than CBC Newsworld.

Besides "reporting" for Iran's state-owned Press TV, Blakeney is the Canadian correspondent for the Iranian-linked, viciously anti-Semitic 9/11 conspiracy theory website Veterans Today.  

This is all quite funny, if a little pathetic, and under normal circumstances a crackpot like Blakeney might be considered a marginal oddball not worth noticing.

However, Blakeney is deeply embedded in the alleged "peace movement" in Canada, which has increasingly become infused and financially subsidized by Iranian-backed sources.

The website rabble.ca, which is published by the spouse of the federal NDP's Deputy Leader Libby Davies, also publishes Blakeney's incoherent ramblings. All the NDP leadership candidates, with the exception of Thomas Mulcair, have participated in rabble.ca sponsored-events, which shows the insidious rot in that party and the extent to which it has been corrupted.

Other Iran-backed "peace protesters" include Zafar Bangash, who is a de facto spokesman for Iran's interests in Canada and who is the main organizer of the anti-Semitic al Quds day rallies in Toronto. These rallies, centered around the depraved Ayatollah Khomeini's call for the destruction of Israel, also routinely feature the slovenly leader of what calls itself The Canadian Peace Alliance, Sid Lacombe.

The late Christopher Hitchens wrote: "It is really a disgrace that the liberal press refers to such enemies of liberalism as "antiwar" when in reality they are straight-out pro-war, but on the other side." Seeing the leader of the self-described Canadian Peace Alliance out in support of Iran's murderous dictatorship, hysterically condemning Canada's mission to fight Islamic terrorism, marching arm-in-arm with bloodthirsty supporters of the terrorists of Hezbollah, and calling for the elimination of democratic Israel, makes the truth of Hitchens' observation abundantly clear.

These miscreants have been in bed with each other for a long time. Party leader Thomas Mulcair may be rational, but such characters' close links to many of the NDP's senior caucus and much of their rank-and-file, and Mulcair's unwillingness to address that is a sign that Canada could be in for some troubling times ahead.


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commented 2015-07-09 00:22:55 -0400
By the way I’m not that Liza from Massachusetts , if that is what you were trying to pin on me.
(I don’t see the point in those highlighted twitter things, when they have no context to any poster here.)
commented 2015-07-09 00:19:57 -0400
Brandon, take your hate back where it came from.
commented 2015-07-07 17:16:09 -0400
Rebel Media is a pseudo-alternative outlet aimed at duping libertarians, “conservatives” and Christians to support Zionism and its sinister objectives. How can these people be “rebels” when their ideal politician, the arch-Zionist puppet Stephen Harper, is running the country as his own personal fiefdom?
commented 2015-07-07 12:55:09 -0400
God bless Canada and Israel! Stephen Harper is the best PM ever and I am more than happy with his foreign policy, and proud of that he stands with Israel!
commented 2015-07-07 12:46:02 -0400
Nice trick attempting to speak for all “Canadians”. You are an Israeli not a Canadian. You are here to serve that terrorist regime and promote its cause to gullible folks who don’t know any better. But people are rapidly waking up to the terrible nature of Zionism and its emissaries in Canada such as yourself, the author of this crappy article, and the anti-Palestinian nut Ezra Levant.
commented 2015-07-07 10:37:30 -0400
I am grateful for Harper’s foreign policy. Canada has always been the friend of and defended Israel and always will. Blakeney is a lying loser who does not deserve to live in Canada. Blakeney going to the Iranian State press makes me sick. Why do people stay in Canada when they hate it so much and want nothing more than to destroy it with lies and distortions.

You call it grovelling Brandon M. Canadians call it the right thing to do. I guess you think Canada is on the wrong side of History. There are countries where your opinions are embraced, why would anyone who felt such disdain stay in Canada when you know how Canadians feel. Canada supporting Israel will never change.
commented 2015-07-07 01:05:56 -0400
Blakeney is correct. One need look no further than the trajectory of Stephen Harper’s neocon foreign policy and his incessant grovelling pro-Israel speeches to understand the reality of “Zionist totalitarianism” enveloping Canada like most of the West. Harper is Israel’s man in Parliament, singing from the Zionist hymn sheet like a well-trained poodle. No amount of sarcasm and wit can hide that obvious fact right in front of our faces.
commented 2015-07-06 21:52:39 -0400
Blakeney doesn’t like Canada he knows what he can do. Go back to your country of origin please. You are such a liar.
So full of BULL. What a stupid stupid man. Treasonous scum.

Iran’s State Press! This 6:59 vid really made my blood boil. What an ass-hole.
commented 2015-07-06 21:24:17 -0400
Thanks for that story Richard, till now I not heard of Blakeney.
The sad part of the story is, he has an audience.