May 20, 2015

David Letterman's "Top 10 Democratic Jokes"

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As David Letterman says farewell to his late night show, TheRebel.media presents his "Top 10 Democratic Jokes."

 


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commented 2015-05-21 09:41:05 -0400
Top Ten Things You Learn Working For Dave
10. Most of audience are homeless people there to get warm and steal sandwiches from the green room.
9. Scratched on the Ed Sullivan theater washroom wall – “That moron couldn’t remember his name if it wasn’t on cue cards”
8. Number one complaint to CBS company psychologist – Letterman production staff feel they have utterly and completely wasted their lives.
7. When Dave looks contemplative he’s actually thinking – “I bet Jennifer Lopez is a hellcat in bed"
6. Over heard in the late Night lunch room: the hours may be long, but the money sucks
5. They really are a family, and Dave is the crazy uncle everyone is hoping will be put in a home soon
4. Living proof you don’t need good looks or talent to get your own show
3. Instructions to Dave’s secretary – When Regis calls, Dave’s in a meeting
2. From the Late night guest book comments: “All kidding aside, Dave really is an ass****"
1. Musical Director, Paul Shaffer overheard at a party saying: “It’s much easier if I just tell people I work for Leno"
commented 2015-05-20 19:16:15 -0400
Funny…….no. Creepy…yeah. In real life away from the cameras……smarmy.
commented 2015-05-20 19:00:04 -0400
Never watched him. Not funny, and so far left he was of the charts.