June 09, 2016

“She’s as dumb as a bag of hammers”: Environment Min. McKenna pranked on Twitter with hilarious “climate change” tip

Rebel Staff
 

Catherine McKenna, the environment minister, asked the public to share their suggestions for how to change the weather.

So a guy named Alan tweeted this practical joke entry in to McKenna's contest for virtue signalling. And he’s so good, McKenna actually retweets it. It said:

“Studies have shown that so called security lighting does not reduce crime… it’s time to put an end to insecurity lights so we can all have a brighter future.”

Can you imagine? “Studies have shown” that lights don’t reduce crime? And you actually retweet this, publish it to the world?

I retweeted McKenna with a laugh, and within minutes her staff deleted her tweet. But we’ve got a copy of it saved.

That’s Catherine McKenna. Studies show she’s as dumb as a bag of hammers.

And, I say this as a transitioning woman myself, she literally will repeat anything you put in front of her without thinking about it. Because it’s 2016, and you’re a racist sexist Islamophobe like Alan if you disagree.

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commented 2016-06-11 03:46:05 -0400
Very well put Eileen… To which I would add “feckless”…
commented 2016-06-10 23:59:54 -0400
As bright as a burned out 25 watt light bulb. Her brighter future appears to be a lifetime in the dark.
commented 2016-06-10 16:11:02 -0400
Weather
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot,
We’ll weather the weather
Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not!
Methinks that Canadians might weather this Liberal storm of nincompoops, airheaded, birdbrained, boneheaded, brain-dead, brainless, bubbleheaded, chuckleheaded, dense, dim-witted, doltish, dopey , dorky, dunderheaded, empty-headed, fatuous, gormless, half-witted, knuckle-headed, lame-brained, lunkheaded, mindless, oafish, obtuse, opaque, pin-headed, slow-witted, thickheaded, thick-witted, vacuous, weak-minded, witless, cretinous, feebleminded, simpleminded; boobish, imbecilic, moronic; asinine, cockeyed, crackpot, cuckoo, daffy, dippy, dotty, feather-headed, half-baked, harebrained, kooky , loony , nutty, screwball, wacky – individuals who think that they can control the populace!
Some of these might improve with a good swift blow upside their heads with a rubber hammer!
commented 2016-06-10 09:18:58 -0400
What I find so insulting, is the complete lack of intelligence when speaking about an issue. The liberals have been given their script, and it would be hilarious except that they are totally brainwashed by their masters, to stick to their script, and not allow any discussion what so ever. They just keep repeating the same garbage, over and over again. It’s like dealing with a truant child, that just wants to get under your skin, and be annoying. They are an embarrassment to freedom and democracy!
commented 2016-06-10 05:39:58 -0400
I am trans species, dual gender
Studies have shown both of me that weeding your garden leads to higher sea levels.
commented 2016-06-10 02:14:06 -0400
WOW.

You get exactly what you vote for.

I cant wait till fall when the first ministers get together and “not” agree to an all encompassing plan regarding carbon taxes. McKenna is going to have a hissy fit.
commented 2016-06-10 00:50:33 -0400
Hammers aside, she is not the freshest patty in the pasture.
commented 2016-06-09 23:18:35 -0400
The Architect – commented
“As long as it’s not a white jack hammer, it should all be OK.”

That’s so very true!
commented 2016-06-09 22:36:51 -0400
“Lights out " Mckenna
commented 2016-06-09 21:52:03 -0400
I don’t want to do it too soon or be too obvious, but my mind is racing trying to come up with more, to tweet her.

Crystia Freeland is far less presentable, but I still say Mckenna needs a good haircut, mascara and some lipstick. I’m not going to say anything about her perennial sinus problem.
Really, shame on me, it has nothing to do with her appearance,or her annoying voice, it’s about her thought process or lack thereof.
Sack of hammers is good, I like stupid as a stick.
commented 2016-06-09 20:28:24 -0400
Deborah Graupner commented 2 hours ago
The liberals would probably call a “jack hammer” racist, because it has a man’s name!

As long as it’s not a white jack hammer, it should all be OK.
commented 2016-06-09 20:02:17 -0400
All the Federal Cabinet Ministers can be as stupid as they wish to be…………nobody notices as they are still not as stupid as the boss.
commented 2016-06-09 20:01:17 -0400
Yet she still smarter than the Airhead.
commented 2016-06-09 19:52:49 -0400
To William Collins, Thicker than a bag of Hammers is a saying that has been around as long as I can remember. It does apply to most Liberals though.
commented 2016-06-09 19:42:57 -0400
Obviously not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed!!
commented 2016-06-09 19:41:12 -0400
LEE, there is nothing wrong with her hair. It’s light and airy just like her brain. BTW Ezra I want credit for the “bag of hammers” reference as I used it a few months ago.
commented 2016-06-09 19:25:55 -0400
Another Dumbed Down Cuck who has not seen the light.
commented 2016-06-09 18:59:40 -0400
“Hammers” McKenna
I rather like the sound of that….
commented 2016-06-09 18:35:06 -0400
The liberals would probably call a “jack hammer” racist, because it has a man’s name!
commented 2016-06-09 18:24:10 -0400
Hey guys,

It is true that Estwing are Smarter than Stanley but the ball peans rule the roost, they have balls!

DJBT and STPC
commented 2016-06-09 18:11:12 -0400
Now in regards to various sacks of hammers … they are not all created equal. For instance a sack of Estwing hammers is clearly smarter than a sack of Stanley hammers. And in cases where there is a sack of Stanley hammers with one Estwing hammer, clearly the Estwing hammer is the boss of that crew!

Just sayin’
commented 2016-06-09 18:07:08 -0400
ryan..because in reverse it sucks it back up the exhaust pipe ,i bet she’s not the only one who could believe it i bet turdo the quantum expert knows that’s true. good one ryan
commented 2016-06-09 18:04:25 -0400
Lee – it’s funny you should mention her hair. Every time I see her, the word gossamer comes to mind!

gos·sa·mer
noun: gossamer
a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn.
synonyms: cobwebs; More
silk, gauze, chiffon
•used to refer to something very light, thin, and insubstantial or delicate.
“in the light from the table lamp, his hair was blond gossamer”
synonyms: gauzy, gossamery, fine, diaphanous, delicate, filmy, floaty, chiffony, cobwebby, wispy, thin, light, insubstantial, flimsy.
commented 2016-06-09 17:59:23 -0400
I wonder if the alarm bells are starting to ring yet, for those who voted in these empty-headed crooks!
commented 2016-06-09 17:49:03 -0400
The feminists will crucify me for this, but it needs to be said: JT should send her to his estheticisian to have something done about that ghastly chlorine-green mop she wears on her head. Seriously, there’s something desperately wrong when even McCallum is more presentable to the cameras.
commented 2016-06-09 17:45:26 -0400
So having a brain was not a requirement for her job position. She should be fired for all the stupid tweets!!
commented 2016-06-09 17:17:56 -0400
Catherine McKenna, the environment minister, feminist, social justice warrior and angry bitch.

McKenna is so fkg angry that the stupid bitch can’t think anymore.

Another no-mind librano – good job for choosing these idiot-assholes Canada. Enjoy the pain.
commented 2016-06-09 17:08:00 -0400
Upon re-thinking Minister McKenna’s gaffe, I got past the side-splitting laughter and realized the horrible implications of this. With this government displaying that both “Animal Farm” and “1984” are non-fiction, Orwell will be recognized by future generations as a prophet – he just missed by a few years.
So my newest greatest fear is that the Mayans were only off a little bit too…..
commented 2016-06-09 17:01:12 -0400
McKenna is just one of the many morons that Trudeau chose for his cabinet…..there are a passel more. (Dion, anyone?)