August 19, 2016

Green Party's Jill Stein tied with HARAMBE the dead gorilla and lost to Deez Nuts in new poll

Rebel Staff

Votes up for Harambe and Deez Nuts. Not so much for Jill Stein.

Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein got absolutely demolished in a new poll by the ever controversial “Public Policy Polling”.

Last year the polling company determined that 30% of GOP supporters would bomb Agrabah – the fictional city from Aladdin.

Now, according to their new poll, only 2 percent of Texans would vote for Jill Stein.

Joke candidate Deez Nuts, who is an Iowa teen named Brady Olson, got 3 percent, 1 more than Stein.

Harambe, the gorilla killed earlier this year in a Cincinnati zoo, received the same amount of support as Stein.

The poll also found Donald Trump to be sitting at 44 percent while Clinton was at 38.

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commented 2016-08-20 16:19:53 -0400
Incidentally… I don’t blame the boys parents and I don’t even blame zoo… It was just a knee-jerk reaction a decision made by somebody who had the authority to do what he did… But I also think if they had time to go Tp run to get guns and then come back and the little boy wasn’t hurt yet maybe they had time to rescue the little boy the old-fashioned way and nothing would’ve had to been hurt or killed..
commented 2016-08-20 16:11:34 -0400
Cameron you’re a liar and an exaggerator with no credibility… Please don’t try to fool the less informed people on the site with your rhetoric and stupidity.
commented 2016-08-19 22:54:44 -0400
So trump fired almost all his campaign staff and is hiring new ones. With polling he is losing in every poll…what poll is that? Hmm all of them. Even ones controlled by republicans. My answer is anyone but trump. He nuts.
commented 2016-08-19 18:12:24 -0400
Keith i have also noticed the msm and the msn have ramped up their negative stories about trump in the last week or so ,are they getting worried the regular people voting might not fall for their lies,fabrication ,deceptions and twisted stories about trump and will make him president, i hope so and this is what the cbc and scummy msm did to Harper and all the liberal sheeple fell for it
commented 2016-08-19 14:15:49 -0400
Trump ahead of Clinton – much like that shit bag CBC, the US has a fragmented and similar problem with their MSM – they lie – a lot – about Clinton’s lead over Trump which does not exist….

…unless you poll a union hall meeting or a muslim brotherhood goat fuck fest.

Trump is going to mop the floor with Hillary at the debate – looking forward to it.