December 23, 2015

Avoid politics and hide your tattoos: The hoser's guide to surviving Christmas with your family

Gavin McInnesRebel Commentator
 

As a Canadian living in the U.S., I'm an expert on how to spend Christmas with family members you don't see very often.

(LANGUAGE WARNING:)

For instance, if you've moved to a "cooler," bigger city, make sure you tell your relatives how horrible it is even if it isn't. If you live in New York City, for example, talk about that rat with the pizza slice.

PLUS tips on how to hide your tattoos, hold your liquor and talk to kids.



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commented 2015-12-25 13:44:30 -0500
Who doesn’t have a shirt like that, eh?
commented 2015-12-24 23:07:40 -0500
Zwuhhh… getting there a merry Christmas
commented 2015-12-24 13:44:08 -0500
I concur Gavin…….Merry Christmas all!!!!
commented 2015-12-24 13:18:32 -0500
Nice hoser shirt, I have one just like it.