October 21, 2015

WATCH: A very special version of Justin Trudeau's election night speech!

Rebel Staff
 

This is what it sounded like to us, anyhow...

 


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commented 2015-10-22 17:32:45 -0400
And just what does making this video accomplish? Calling something satire does not automatically wash your hands clean of anything, especially when the point is to make somebody else look bad.

Don’t sink to the level of the leftists or the media party. When you do this, you are no better than them.
commented 2015-10-22 17:19:38 -0400
LOL To bad it’s true, but at least he’s starting with the best Country in the World …
commented 2015-10-22 12:22:05 -0400
Hi Nathan, While I’m not a big fan of poor quality satire and parody, I believe that a fundamental difference between this effort and similar efforts from our left-wing friends is that this is clearly labelled “Satire”. That alone separates it from the poisonous, hate-filled views espoused from the left who have been offering their views on the premise that their critiques are actually serious and literately accurate.

I agree that you probably didn’t hear a peep from the right complaining that Stephen Harper’s majority was achieved with about only 40% of the popular vote, you wouldn’t need to, that’s all we’ve heard from the whining crying left for years. It may be hypocritical, but it helps to swing the pendulum back a bit and since we’re no longer hearing the those wails from the left I’d say that now makes us all hypocrites.

Oh, and guess what? Few, if any, will actually be pleased with Justin’s version of electoral reform unless he comes to his senses and does it my way, which is to reduce the number of ridings by half and increase their size by double and then replace first past the post with first and second past the post. It will almost double the representation that voters will have in parliament. Wow! Democracy. Do you think Justin has the brains to come close to coming up with anything even as simple as that? I don’t think so. His proposal (from his ventriloquist) will be so complicated and convoluted it’ll make you want to puke when you realize that fascist feminist will be flushing our democracy down the toilet.

Toss Trudeau
commented 2015-10-22 10:26:12 -0400
This doctored video could hardly do a better job of epitomizing why Canadians no longer have any trust in the Conservatives.
Perhaps some of your viewers will find it funny, but true to form, it completely misrepresents anything he said.

What a bunch of hypocrites. I never heard a Conservative utter the least complaint when 39% of the vote elected Harper to a majority government, but now that the same system delivers a majority to Trudeau, you’re all up in arms complaining about it.
Guess what … who’s going to change that electoral system to make it more fair? JT. A real leader with real class.
commented 2015-10-22 09:19:25 -0400
Bobby Nikkhah, now that you are finished your rant blaming the previous generations, get off your lazy ass, quite whining, and do something to fix it. You obviously have all the answers … or is it just a lot of bitching, but no knowledge on how to make it better?
commented 2015-10-22 08:09:09 -0400
Vlad Johnson commented @ bobbynikkhah – did torstar or cBc order you to write your comment or did they write it for you? Which one is it?

Hear! Hear!
Well bobby, answer the question.

Vlad Johnson commented @ samyoung – it’s war with the left. You can’t hug it away. 10 years of hatestream media that went after Harper, his wife and his kids. Canadian hatestream media are not journalists – they are hate mongers, like the nazis of 1933.

Hear! Hear!

“He is so fake and he duped an entire nation.” No Gordon, he duped 39.5% of the nation [that voted].
60.53% of the electorate did NOT get duped by Trudeau.

“The really sad thing is, that we had the best of best, who actually loves his country, and the Canadian people. Now we are going to have to fight to save our country, and our freedoms. Junior is way more dangerous than PET ever was because he lacks intelligence, and it is apparent that he could care less about the 60% who never voted for him.”

I agree 100% with you Deborah.

George Dyer commented
Approximately 80% of the electorate voted against the NDP
and Mulcair stays put as their leader?
Less than 70% voted against the Conservatives
and Harper resigns as their leader?
More than 60% voted against the Liberals
Trudeau should get turfed.
Turf Trudeau.

Excellent points George.

“Trudeau is a word I can’t say here.”
Gordon, I call him Le Bebe. I think it is an apt title.
commented 2015-10-22 06:34:46 -0400
@samyoung – it’s war with the left. You can’t hug it away. 10 years of hatestream media that went after Harper, his wife and his kids. Canadian hatestream media are not journalists – they are hate mongers, like the nazis of 1933.

So now the hatestream media have their boy in there. Canada’s new PM is one stupid dim witted ass clown – pig troodo.

And your job is to remind Canadians of this every day for the next four years. And when your pay check gets 10% taken away for more taxes, remember this comment.
commented 2015-10-22 06:30:34 -0400
@bobbynikkhah – did torstar or cBc order you to write your comment or did they write it for you? Which one is it?

pig troodo is a blathering fucking idiot – stupid to the core with mental illness that runs in his family. 39% of Canadian voters chose this ass clown.

And the rest of us have our Orville Redenbacher out – this is going to get entertaining over the next 4 years.

So tell me, what’s the next stupid thing pig troodo is going to say?? The “winter coats for Afghans” comment was pretty good/ stupid.
commented 2015-10-22 03:35:20 -0400
who wrote this? What kind of argument is the he advancing? Does he even know he’s been tagged as satire? buddy, your citing multicuralism and the memory of his father as evidence for the perils his policy. I’ve got news for you. You are part of the SINGLE WORST GENERATION EVER. PERIOD. Who inherited a global state of affairs of unprecedented growth, hope, optimism and privelege for the western world, and have in a single generation handed off the steering wheel (to my era of responsiblity: Gen X, Y and as yet immature millenials) a completely fucked up planet that has basically passed the critical point of no return from the immanent collapse of civilization and the natural world on which it is sustained with nothing better to offer as solution but to deny its even occuring on the gamble that you will be dead before the whole world collapses even though its signs are already plainly evident. You’ve put in place an industrial military finance collective which basically controls the agenda of the western world through covert means and which is trying to (and thanks to the internet – which we still control ) and failing to by the same mechanisms numb the populace through a combination of greed, bigotry, ignorance and malevolence. All while handing an econmic reality to us in which are made to chose between our prosperity and an energy policy that can only doom us, while retiring into old age dependance on a social contract (which you oppose) on which you rely on the younger, and by comparison much smaller segment of the population to ensure and maintain your standard of living and health care.

To put it simply, we’ve inherited your mess and now have to support you as you age into oblivion and history, so STFU about the direction in which we are driving. In your time you’ve only gotten us ( as a population ) completely lost and are now weighing down the load on top of while refusing to stop and ask for direction.

To the editor? This your ‘rebel’ writer? Maybe give your head a shake and think about the sort of columnists you’re associating with your publication. You’re an embarrassment to rebellion.
commented 2015-10-22 02:36:08 -0400
I’m going to say fat chance that this will happen.

Trudeau said this and he will not follow through. Why? Because Canada is in tight with the coalition and backing out now will have long-term consequences. At the very least, Trudeau can say “After careful reflection…” and remain committed to the effort. He’s thinking like a prime minister, though his supporters will damn him for his decision. We’ll see what this Trudeau is really made of.
commented 2015-10-22 01:15:02 -0400
I am holding the Rebel to a higher standard, because I want good journalism and not childish antics. More to the point, I do not want the right wing to resort to using left wing style attacks. The point that the rebel and the right wing need to make, is that the right wing is better, as opposed to being able to stoop down to the left wing level. If you want to make people laugh, then show an unedited and unrehearsed Trudeau interview. You do not need to fabricate propaganda when the truth alone is good enough.

Besides, it was not that long ago when the Rebel raised an issue by putting up videos of Harper getting referred to as Herr Harper and being in charge of the East German Gestapo equivalent. And now all I can read in the comments are people here referring to Trudeau as a pig.

If you people are better than the leftists, then you should be showing it.
commented 2015-10-22 00:34:21 -0400
We have elected inspector clouseau. I watched a CBC interview in which he proudly showed the reporter how he could fall down a set of stairs and not get hurt.yes, we elected j.clouseau a.god help us.
commented 2015-10-22 00:17:29 -0400
Trudeau is a word I can’t say here. Another way to put is a fake a’hole. His promises were just to be elected. If he really cared about the middle class he wouldn’t have lied to them saying he could get money off the rich when that is next to impossible. He is so fake and he duped an entire nation. The thing is he is also so narcissistic that he probably actually believes he is some great person. He could have been substituted by almost any Joe on the street and the only difference is the libs would lose their gullible vote.
commented 2015-10-21 22:43:25 -0400
Approximately 80% of the electorate voted against the NDP
and Mulcair stays put as their leader?
Less than 70% voted against the Conservatives
and Harper resigns as their leader?
More than 60% voted against the Liberals
Trudeau should get turfed.
Turf Trudeau.
commented 2015-10-21 21:46:46 -0400
I think with the head spinning changes he’s been making, it won’t take long for some to see, that we have a tyrant in charge. The really sad thing is, that we had the best of best, who actually loves his country, and the Canadian people. Now we are going to have to fight to save our country, and our freedoms. Junior is way more dangerous than PET ever was because he lacks intelligence, and it is apparent that he could careless about the 60% who never voted for him.
commented 2015-10-21 21:10:36 -0400
60.53% of Canadians REJECT Trudeau!
commented 2015-10-21 20:03:48 -0400
pig troodo + two joints + 1 bottle of visine = one communist liberal pig acceptance speech

good job pig troodo you blithering idiot!!!!
commented 2015-10-21 19:27:05 -0400
‘60.53% of the electorate did Not vote for Turdeau’ Say it slowly and let it ink in duh Silva.
commented 2015-10-21 19:22:37 -0400
“Heaven know the left have been repeating that over and over for the last four year ad-infinitum, ad-nausium, so I think it is our turn to keep repeating it over and over to them.”

Very true Peter, agree 100%.
commented 2015-10-21 19:03:14 -0400
Hyacinth said, “60.53% of the electorate did NOT vote for Trudeau. I think we need to keep repeating that for Jimmy.”

Heaven know the left have been repeating that over and over for the last four year ad-infinitum, ad-nausium, so I think it is our turn to keep repeating it over and over to them.
commented 2015-10-21 18:44:38 -0400
Priceless. Thank you Rebel Staff.

Sam, humor helps ease the nausea. Also why should we be held to a much higher standard than the left? Should you not be griping at them to raise their bar instead? Ah, I see, the old double standard – the natural order of the universe, silly me.

60.53% of the electorate did NOT vote for Trudeau. I think we need to keep repeating that for Jimmy.
[Lib 39.5%, Con 31.9%, NDP 19.7%, BQ 4.7%, Green 3.4%. from CBC]
commented 2015-10-21 18:36:44 -0400
pig troodo won 54% of the seats with 39.5% of the vote.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_federal_election,_2015

The Canadian hatestream media, after 10 years of spewing all the hatred and anger they could muster at Harper, convinced enough voters to switch sides. pig troodo ran a clean campaign, because the hatestream media was cupping pig troodo at every turn and hurling hatred and anger (doing pig troodo’s bidding) at PM Harper.

Canada, up to a few years ago, had no independent/conservative media voice. SNN was set to fail by the communist pigs running Quebecor media. This has changed and you don’t need a $1B per year to get the message out, like those communist fucks at cBC have been doing for the last 50 years – financially raping Canadian taxpayers in exchange for pure fucking crap and a few hockey games.

The global economy is in deep doo-doo. Have fun with that pig troodo. Canada is going to hate your fucking guts by the time the next election show. And no hatestream media can paper over the embarrassment that pig troodo is going to become.
commented 2015-10-21 18:26:56 -0400
Jimmy, you are so out of touch with reality you would believe everything you read, My friends have children with many friends that reached voting age, I was curious to know if they were going to vote, not one said yes, when I asked them why, they all said they knew nothing about the candidates or the issues.
I get the impression they don’t care about the past, they have no interest in old movies (like from the 80s)
or any music from more than a few years ago. They don’t even know that much about history.
commented 2015-10-21 17:37:06 -0400
This going to be a good 4 years for you guys at The Rebel!! Lot of material from Trudope! Lots of visits from disgruntled Conservatives and hopefully lots of visits from remorseful Liberals. The Rebel will help to ease my pain!
commented 2015-10-21 17:35:59 -0400
I really wish The Rebel wouldn’t make stupid videos like this one. It’s childish, and the kind of thing idiot leftists would do. I expect better from the right wing.
commented 2015-10-21 17:22:00 -0400
60.53% of the electorate did NOT vote for Trudeau.
commented 2015-10-21 17:19:06 -0400
Please, do not think me rude. I am not, but wow, I lived Obama it just breaks my heart to see Canada follow the same path with the same inept leader with no experience.
commented 2015-10-21 16:45:15 -0400
Sadly, I think there’s truth to that video.
commented 2015-10-21 16:28:08 -0400
That’s funny, the youth don’t even know the old Canada!