Fans of One Direction are heartbroken today because of the announcement that group member Zayn has decided to leave the band.
Directioners of all ages can breathe a sigh of relief though, TheRebel.media has learned the identity of the mystery applicant who has applied for the vacant job - none other than Canada's own Justin Trudeau! The Shiny Pony's resume is so extensive he can play any role the band needs.
Trudeau can take a beating and stay on his toes, that endurance will come in handy on those world tours.
Never shy of the theatrics, Justin would bring an air of elitism the band has never seen before.
ALL THE MOVES
Yes the Shiny Pony can dance! His talents will be unleashed on the dance floor.
The girls will come screaming in droves... the band better hire even more security to ward off the ladies... and even some men out there.
He's chic, has the silky hair... no doubt being a member of One Direction will finally give Trudeau the platform to show off his style.
Justin isn't afraid of mixing it up now and again. This troublemaker knows when dropping some curse words is needed.
Forget it, Liberals your leader is clearly meant for a different line of work... ever the prankster he can be the band's 'class clown'.