March 26, 2015

Justin Trudeau to join One Direction?!

Rebel Staff
 

Fans of One Direction are heartbroken today because of the announcement that group member Zayn has decided to leave the band.

Directioners of all ages can breathe a sigh of relief though, TheRebel.media has learned the identity of the mystery applicant who has applied for the vacant job - none other than Canada's own Justin Trudeau!  The Shiny Pony's resume is so extensive he can play any role the band needs.

SPORTY

Trudeau can take a beating and stay on his toes, that endurance will come in handy on those world tours.





DRAMA QUEEN

Never shy of the theatrics, Justin would bring an air of elitism the band has never seen before.




ALL THE MOVES

Yes the Shiny Pony can dance!  His talents will be unleashed on the dance floor.





TOUGH GUY

The girls will come screaming in droves... the band better hire even more security to ward off the ladies... and even some men out there.




FASHION DIVA

He's chic, has the silky hair... no doubt being a member of One Direction will finally give Trudeau the platform to show off his style.




BAD BOY

Justin isn't afraid of mixing it up now and again.  This troublemaker knows when dropping some curse words is needed.




GOOFBALL

Forget it, Liberals your leader is clearly meant for a different line of work... ever the prankster he can be the band's 'class clown'.



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commented 2015-04-21 11:15:24 -0400
If you don’t enjoy humour then don’t click on the satire and just stay with the other categories- it’s that simple!
Often truth is best highlighted through humour and satire and this reveals this drama queen Justin is not fit to be Prime Minister. I remember his dramatic weird rendering at his father’s funeral…friends, Romans, countrymen….
commented 2015-03-27 17:53:30 -0400
Comic relief fellows, comic relief. To imply that the Rebel Media is not covering serious issues is patently unfair when the majority of their articles contain the kind of blunt-truth that we can’t find anywhere else. As for Trudeau’s antics and faux drama, “many a true word is spoken in… comic relief”. Anyone remember his father doing a pirouette behind Queen Elizabeth? Now Justin is committing the same kind of goofy stage-craft and hoping that dumb A$$ hosers will fall for it all over again. Don’t to shoot-the-Rebel-messengers, they’re on our side.
commented 2015-03-27 14:16:51 -0400
Well done, a little humour is always appreciated. Still I don’t understand what could possibly motivate anyone to vote for such a incompetent leader. I agree a like and reply button would be appreciated.
commented 2015-03-27 10:33:50 -0400
I think The Rebel is being very “tongue in cheek” with this segment. Laughter is supposed to be “the best medicine”, and I know, occasionally, we all need to have our daily dose. Whether is should come at the expense of “laughing AT someone”, I will leave the viewers to decide.
commented 2015-03-27 07:58:50 -0400
Let’s add a thumbs up or down for fellow folks leaving comments. This is a good way to gauge what your supporters stand for.
commented 2015-03-26 21:20:52 -0400
TO THE WEBMASTER:

I agree with Dean. An edit button that appears beside your post would be a cool idea. A few times I have posted and wish I could go back and edit out a dastardly spelling or grammar error. :)
commented 2015-03-26 20:21:16 -0400
Oh, and I would like a edit button somewhere so I can remove the duplicate post I did just now.. help!
commented 2015-03-26 20:19:11 -0400
I agree with Frank, Bill, and Peter. Would love to see more current trudufus stuff. I know the fountain of stupid will keep producing. I am interested in more serious news from the Rebel. Thanks.
commented 2015-03-26 20:19:10 -0400
I agree with Frank, Bill, and Peter. Would love to see more current trudufus stuff. I know the fountain of stupid will keep producing. I am interested in more serious news from the Rebel. Thanks.
commented 2015-03-26 19:50:23 -0400
Trudough is smart enough to look to his future after the election. I personally cannot see what the political appeal was other then his last name. I imagine shep talking to Putin about their war like measures in the Ukraine. Or how to pull out our troops in the Middle East without running away. Bye, bye, call us when all the christians and Jews are dead. We’ll help you with the victory celebration party. We are ready to convert. Really ready.
All the people in this video want someone to take them seriously? What do their Moms say? Ohhhh Canada. Do any of them have real jobs? Besides this I mean? Looks like the pot crowed found a place to meet up and protest something for them.
commented 2015-03-26 19:37:53 -0400
Although I find this funny, I agree with Frank & Bill. I think it is best theRebel.Media does not get into this. It does drop the credibility of the site as a serious conservative site. That’s my opinion, in any case.
commented 2015-03-26 18:19:04 -0400
I would rather NOT see The Rebel making that kind of news. It doesn’t help with credibility. Please remove. It is immature and clownish. Lets remain serious when it involves serious matters for our country, and Trudeau is a serious threat. Thank you.

From a Rebel media supporter.
commented 2015-03-26 17:09:02 -0400
Please stick to real news and leave this kind of ‘news’ to The Onion.
commented 2015-03-26 15:52:31 -0400
My god! I think we’ve found the PERFECT career for Trudyboy! Let’s show him some love and help him make the career change (and fast!)