May 04, 2016

(2015 FLASHBACK:) May the Fourth Be With You: Canadian politicians and their Star Wars lookalikes

Rebel Staff
 
May 04, 2016

(2015 FLASHBACK:) May the Fourth Be With You: Canadian politicians and their Star Wars lookalikes

As Star Wars fans around the world celebrate "May the Fourth," let's match up some Canadian politicians with their doppelgangers in "a galaxy far, far away."

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1. Imperial Guard = Chrystia Freeland
(Liberal MP - Toronto Centre, ON)

That red dress, Ms. Freeland’s goto event dress is getting a little tired… we see a perfect match with the Imperial Guard’s red uniform. She can stand by her man, the Shiny Pony, as she guards him from any opposing force in the Universe.



Flickr/Joseph Morris



2.  Princess Leia = Rona Ambrose (Conservative MP - Edmonton-Spruce Grove, AB)

On the other end of the spectrum we see Rona Ambrose as the perfect stand-in for Princess Leia.




3.  C3PO = Joe Oliver (Finance Minister, Conservative MP - Eglinton-Lawrence, ON)

The lanky Finance Minister and C3PO are a golden pair of good guys.  



Flickr/The Canadian Club of Toronto

 


4.  Chewbacca = Thomas Mulcair (Leader of the NDP)

The well groomed Chewbacca may take this as an insult, but the hairy twins have more in common than only their looks.  Often loosing their cool and talking in a way no one understands we see these two as joined at the hip.



Flickr/Alex Guibord



5.  Jabba the Hutt = Rob Ford (former Mayor of Toronto)

This may come across as a cheap shot, but things are not always as they first appear… The Rebel considers Rob Ford a friend and Jabba the Hutt a powerful leader.  We hope nothing but the best for the former Mayor of Toronto.



 

6.  Storm Trooper = Kathleen Wynne (Premier of Ontario)

The residents of Ontario may already fear that Premier, Kathleen Wynne, has begun her invasion into their lives… her recent meddling in the energy sector has caused a major disruption in the Force.



 

7.  Han Solo = Prime Minister Stephen Harper  

Sure, Harper has a few years on the original Han Solo, but from the Prime Minister’s cameo appearance on Murdoch Mysteries, we think he has the acting prowess to rival Harrison Ford.



 
8.  Emperor = Jean Chretien (former Liberal Prime Minister)

Scary, how similar these two men look and have behaved in office.



 

9.  Wicket the Ewok = Alice Wong (Conservative MP - Richmond, BC)

Let’s get things straight… Ms. Wong is a beautiful, sophisticated looking woman… she’s also little, cute, and cuddly just like the adorable friendly Ewok, Wicket.



 

10.  Officer Motti = John Baird (former Conservative MP - Ottawa West-Nepean)

What’s that John Baird as a member of the Empire???  Can’t be, can it… until The Rebel gets a one on one interview with the respected, former Minister of Foreign Affairs we see a striking resemblance between these two.



 

11.  Luke Skywalker = Brad Wall (Premier of Saskatchewan)

The two bright-eyed good-guys may hold a powerful influence in Canada’s future and balance in the Force.



 

12.  Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker) = Justin Trudeau (Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada)

Was there ever any doubt who would match up with Darth Vader?  The young Vader is a perfect look-alike for the inexperienced Liberal leader.  Let’s hope Canada doesn’t enter an era of control by the Dark Side.  

Flickr/Ruby Dhalla


 
Bonus: Death Star = CBC

Both are overreaching government bodies that at one point thought they were indestructible. We’re sure that the Billion dollar yearly hand out in tax dollars will keep the CBC afloat to deal with their steady stream of internal scandals.





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commented 2016-05-04 13:15:04 -0400
ROBERT RAYMOND

Yes, I live (now) in the greater state of Texas, with a GDP that is greater than all of Canada. Where real freedom lives. Where the 1st Amendment is real because it’s backed by the 2nd Amendment – locked and loaded.

Canadians don’t like to be called idiots, twats, morons, and failures? Why? Because you really are? Live in your world of obliviousness, while real conservatives are growing and prospering in (certain parts) of the US.

You either accept that Canada has a real culture war, under siege by the Progressive-Sodomite Agenda, or continue to fail.

And fail you will, because that’s what Canadians do best.
commented 2016-05-04 12:21:50 -0400
Dieter,

Are you the twat that lives in the great state of Texas?
Actually, you sound like you live in a state of denial, stupidity and insensitivity. If you are an American twat, then please refrain from insulting Canadian twats. We can do that on our own.

DJTB!
commented 2016-05-04 10:51:32 -0400
Including Harper and Ambrose is a gross dereliction of logic.

Both are untrustworthy and cowardly CINOs.

Harper: who else would lose an election that was his to win but a twit. Back to the mailroom for this CINO.

Ambrose: Nerf balls questions to JT. No doubt Ambrose is looking for a ambassadorship before the next election.

Got any more faulty (stupid) comparisons?

Geez! Canadians really are idiots.
commented 2015-12-16 14:21:48 -0500
John McCallum = Grand Moff Tarkin.
After the October 19th election result, Canada will inevitably = Alderaan.
commented 2015-05-04 20:07:04 -0400
CBC = Death Star. Perfect
commented 2015-05-04 18:34:56 -0400
Chewbacca = Thomas Mulcair = priceless
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commented 2016-05-04 13:15:04 -0400
ROBERT RAYMOND

Yes, I live (now) in the greater state of Texas, with a GDP that is greater than all of Canada. Where real freedom lives. Where the 1st Amendment is real because it’s backed by the 2nd Amendment – locked and loaded.

Canadians don’t like to be called idiots, twats, morons, and failures? Why? Because you really are? Live in your world of obliviousness, while real conservatives are growing and prospering in (certain parts) of the US.

You either accept that Canada has a real culture war, under siege by the Progressive-Sodomite Agenda, or continue to fail.

And fail you will, because that’s what Canadians do best.
commented 2016-05-04 12:21:50 -0400
Dieter,

Are you the twat that lives in the great state of Texas?
Actually, you sound like you live in a state of denial, stupidity and insensitivity. If you are an American twat, then please refrain from insulting Canadian twats. We can do that on our own.

DJTB!
commented 2016-05-04 10:51:32 -0400
Including Harper and Ambrose is a gross dereliction of logic.

Both are untrustworthy and cowardly CINOs.

Harper: who else would lose an election that was his to win but a twit. Back to the mailroom for this CINO.

Ambrose: Nerf balls questions to JT. No doubt Ambrose is looking for a ambassadorship before the next election.

Got any more faulty (stupid) comparisons?

Geez! Canadians really are idiots.
commented 2015-12-16 14:21:48 -0500
John McCallum = Grand Moff Tarkin.
After the October 19th election result, Canada will inevitably = Alderaan.
commented 2015-05-04 20:07:04 -0400
CBC = Death Star. Perfect
commented 2015-05-04 18:34:56 -0400
Chewbacca = Thomas Mulcair = priceless