August 16, 2016

PREVIEW: Lauren Southern’s “Standoff” special from Milwaukee airs WEDNESDAY at 9pm ET

Lauren SouthernRebel Commentator

Because I'm on assignment in Milwaukee to cover the unrest (and a Donald Trump rally!), my show "Standoff" will air on a different night this week. TUNE IN at 9pm ET on WEDNESDAY August 17 to see my full-length report!

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commented 2016-08-17 20:27:13 -0400
Lauren – it appears some people here can’t recognize sarcasm. Ooops. My bad. Of course you don’t have a zit..I referred to it as a rhetorical device to further my…oh never mind. Too complicated, obviously.
A few more tips before your final edit. There’s still time to get this report just right and I want to make sure you get all the help you need so that it’s easily digestible for Rebelers.
- Make sure you don’t let anyone mention the historical or even recent context of what’s happening in Milwaukee. It confuses things for your fans. I know (and you know) that Milwaukee is considered the most segregated city in the US with the worst schools for black people and one of the highest poverty rates – but DON’T BRING IT UP!! Again, too complicated!
And for God’s sake don’t let anyone bring up Dontre Hamiton from Milwaukee or Eric Garner from New York or 12 yr old Tamir Rice from Cleveland or…well, you understand. It’s so COMPLICATED. Rebellers are a plain bagel crowd!
- If anyone you interview tries to point out that other police forces have almost immediately released police body-cam footage to prove that the person they shot was armed and aggressive, bonk them on the head with your mic! There’s always party-poopers.
You don’t want that shit getting in the way of your predetermined narrative.
- Remember: don’t disappoint your fans!!
Be bold! Get in their face like you did in London during Brexit.
Git em all riled up!! I’ll bet someone will call you an “insufferable bitch” like Donald Allen said about me
What does he know? I bet he’s never even heard of Mac 005 and he wouldn’t recognize a soft romantic braid if someone choked him with it – or maybe he’s into that (wink, wink).

You go girl!
commented 2016-08-17 14:02:49 -0400
Looking forward to hearing the twisted logic of BLM shock troops, although it seems pretty obvious.

Lauren watch your back in this nest of the Klan with a Tan, Wisconsin is a concealed carry state, hope you took some security with you..
commented 2016-08-17 13:17:39 -0400
Having a bad day Barb Levesque , or are you just an insufferable bitch 24/7 ?
commented 2016-08-17 11:37:42 -0400
Barb – I don’t think Lauren needs you to tell her what her job is, nor does she need you criticizing her appearance. Why don’t you show us a picture and we will see if you have any blemishes that need addressing. It’s so easy to be a critic, but let’s see how you respond to the same criticism. You are a shallow example, and I could careless what your opinion is of anything. Superficial comes to mind when I see your name Barbie!
commented 2016-08-17 10:51:08 -0400
Lauren – Once you’re camera-ready (you know, the zit thing), find the most obnoxious person you can to explain the reason people are on the street. Try to find someone you know your audience can identify with. Someone who meets all their stereotypes about the BLM movement.

Don’t do any research ahead of time – who needs it when you can spend your time doing a soft romantic braid instead. Make sure you cover all the cliches about angry black people by asking questions like “What about white people?” And “When will Obama take responsibility for this violence?”

You can do this girrrl!!! You have what it takes! You’re a natural for this kind of work.

Glib, photogenic, superficially educated.

Watch out Milwaukee! Lauren will set you sweaty street people straight!!
commented 2016-08-16 23:38:04 -0400
Lauren Southern, do not believe the hype. You look beautiful, and your skin looks great.

There you are in Milwaukee, an industrial American city which has the unfortunate characteristic that most black citizens live downtown while the vast majority of white citizens live just a car-ride away in the suburbs.

It is a foreign environment for Canadians — this racial divide.

Give a good report, please.
commented 2016-08-16 23:05:53 -0400
Lauren – There’s a zit on your chin. I recommend Mac 005 foundation and L’Oreal Pink Passion cover stick.
commented 2016-08-16 19:23:48 -0400
I don’t get it…why are the police burning down Milwaukee’s neighbourhoods? Why are they randomly beating people up? Why are they harassing the good, gentle folk in those neighbourhoods? I hope all the cops causing that wanton destruction lose their jobs. Where are the city’s politicians? Where’s Obama? This is an outrage and the good, law abiding citizens of Milwaukee shouldn’t have to put up with this nonsense. Don’t they know Black Lives Matter? (Everyone else, not so much).