January 29, 2016

The real "Punchline" is that CBC's "government comedians" don't dare satirize millionaire hypocrite St. David Suzuki

Rebel Staff
 

It's bad enough that David Suzuki has gotten rich thanks to 40 years of free TV publicity we've all been forced to pay for.

Did you know Suzuki's house is worth more than pop star Katy Perry's?

Sorry, did I say "house"? He actually has four properties -- one of which he co-owns with an oil company.

There's a lot of material there for satire, right?

But the government comedians at the CBC's Punchline couldn't find any.

Instead, their unfunny "satire" of St. Suzuki calls him "a national treasure" who is so much more caring and noble than the rest of us.

It's not very funny or brave, like satire is supposed to be -- but hey, you paid for this bootlicking with your taxes, so you might as well have a look.

 

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commented 2016-02-02 12:09:42 -0500
Q: What did Suzuki get from sitting too long on an iceberg waiting for it to melt?
A: Polaroids!
-(rimshot)-
David Suzuki is tending bar when a green tax walks into a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey. Suzuki says: “sorry buddy, as a responsible bar tender I cant serve YOU; you have been getting wasted all day long!”
(rimshot)
“Yesterday, Suzuki warned that because of global warming, sea levels will rise so much that parts of BC will be under water. The bad news? 2 of Suzuki’s mansions won’t be under water.”
-(rimshot)-
According to David Suzuki, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which must be pretty bad considering he originally predicted it would destroy the planet.
-(rimshot)-
David Suzuki went shopping in Calgary today and bought some expensive souvenirs. “Would you like a bag for those?”, The clerk asked. “Only if it fully degrades.” He replied.
So the clerk took a black marker pen and wrote on it “The person carrying this bag is an empty-headed, worthless, hippy cxxt.”
-(rimshot)-
Thanks’ for catching my dinner show folks, come again, I’ll be here all week
commented 2016-02-01 14:08:42 -0500
There seems to be absolutely no way to de-fund this monstrous political machine. “The voice of Canadians” has never been so weak and hoarse. There are things in this word that it is OK to hate, to absolutely HATE! CBC is a parasite that wants to kill its host
commented 2016-02-01 13:01:27 -0500
Canadian government comedy – force fed to us for decades via the CBC. Pure shit!!!
commented 2016-02-01 11:43:42 -0500
2 points.. ..1 only the hated are targets of satire…2 the self righteous left are consumed with hatred.. 3. suzuki isnt relevant
commented 2016-02-01 11:29:50 -0500
Suzuki also owns a speedboat
commented 2016-01-31 21:56:09 -0500
Johnny Cool…JT gave 2.6 Billion to the UN, not NATO in Paris in December, not Davos, Switzerland (he was there in January, 2016). Then 3 days later JT gave 200 million to third world countries to offset the damage Canada (at only 1.5% of world CO2 output, USA 17.17%, China 26.18%, India 6.35%) has done to THEIR environment. I appreciate the passion but let’s keep to the facts as there are enough Lib-tard trolls on this site who actually do make stuff up, Uh, Uh, that we don’t need to give them ammunition for vacuous moronic arguements.
commented 2016-01-31 21:00:52 -0500
Right on, Climatefallacy. What I keep wondering is there going to be any accountability on the 2.4 Billion,(with a B) ,of our hard earned money. that our new PM gave to Nato in the December meeting in Davos in order to help with climate change. What are your bets ?
commented 2016-01-31 17:23:58 -0500
The dogmartic left always need their Idols, – iconic personages said to embody the spirituality of lib-left progressia. If they are linear with their historic choices of canonized icons, they are always pompous hypocrites – from Nietzsche to Sanger to Che, Chavez, Gore and Soozook their choice of role model shows a startling non comprehension of inherent fraudulence or evil in ideals or leadership, and as such, once again, proves that proggy leftism is a mental disorder.
commented 2016-01-31 04:50:25 -0500
It is amazing, how the rich get richer , my telling we mere peons , that we are attempting to live above our designated position on this Planet.
commented 2016-01-31 01:12:20 -0500
Al Gore lives much the same high life…Huge Carbon Footprint…
Global Warming biggest tax scam in the history the earth!
commented 2016-01-30 22:39:30 -0500
I am beginning to suspect that Suzuki has made a deal with the Devil.
He does not appear to get any older, and yet he supports eradicating a bunch of We mere plebeians, because we multiply too much .
He has 4 houses , we have none—-and WE are destroying the Planet.
If y’all can follow his logic—- then, what we need are more immigrants -cramped into smaller spaces- because we are NICE.
Pretty soon—-people will work for Free, just to sleep in Suziki’s barn—-with the rest of the animals.
commented 2016-01-30 21:29:35 -0500
They don’t want GMO’s because they want to reduce the world population, not allow it to thrive!
commented 2016-01-30 15:49:27 -0500
Suzuki may not be quite as smart as he believes himself to be. A few years back his C$12M would have been worth about $US13.5M. Now after successfully disparaging the energy sector for years his once US$13.5M mansion is down to about US$8.5M. So losing US$5M in a two years or so doesn’t seem so savvy to me. It is enough though to take the sting out my own personal losses in which I was but an unwilling pawn. The best part is yet to come when the Vancouver housing bubble blows up in his face, a result of the disintegration of the Canadian economy, and they thought the ‘dutch disease’ was bad.
commented 2016-01-30 15:34:00 -0500
Having a Gov Media is a very communist thing to do in the first place. After we win the coming civil war, NOT having one going forward will be top of list!
commented 2016-01-30 12:37:55 -0500
@ Drew Wakariuk
You are absolutely right on those points, I never even thought of that, we should let the public know that there isn’t very many original strains left of pot and all current strains are GMO, I wonder how they would try to spin that story.
commented 2016-01-30 11:48:51 -0500
Suzuki once wrote about Fruit Flies in University and he got a government job narrating The Nature of Things on CBC. Now why does everyone think he’s a messiah of science? He’s a frickin SCAM ARTIST. That interview of him in Australia proved he’s so ancient that he didn’t keep up with the Climate Change propaganda and the counter information that made it such a non-issue. He was still spouting about it but a guy in the audience shut him down and he looked foolish. Why is he still on the public purse? Can’t anyone else narrate that show now? Surely there must be an immigrant of non-white color that the CBC can hire to do this. They stopped hiring white people for their anchors long ago and now we have “diversity” BECAUSE IT’S 2016!! Surely Toronto or Vancouver can provide another dark skinned person with somewhat good enough English to do this. Come on Racist CBC. Pull through for us. You gotta have some “climate expert” waiting. Someone from China or India would be best. That makes them experts!!
commented 2016-01-30 10:05:57 -0500
Kookii Suzuki, the environmental crackpot and climate hoaxster has been getting rich off the gullible while living high off the hog; via his money laundering clearinghouse, The David Suzuki Fraud Foundation.

Suzuki is no Canadian patriot.
All his lobbying riches funnel in though a tangled labyrinth of financial exchanges, which ultimately originate from non-Canadian Energy interests who are in competition with Canadian ethical oil and find it profitable to subvert it.

The green narrative is just a front; to pull at the heart-strings of the hoodwinkable.

The more you delve into the Scamzookie business model, the more you enter a dark area of human psychology; and the dark art of disinformation, deception, and black propaganda.

I hope Ezra and company can expose more about this greasy, slithering snake-oil rogue.
Suzuki is a mercenary saboteur, and an infamous disgrace not just to Canada but to all of humanity.

@climatefallacy
commented 2016-01-30 05:49:11 -0500
I’m wondering when all the CBC’s old nags will be shuffled off to that glue factory we call the Senate.
commented 2016-01-30 03:33:08 -0500
Anybody here have the means to find out how much Suzuki earns, or how much he is worth?
commented 2016-01-30 01:23:23 -0500
Oh Boy canada has really gone off the rails. Suckzooki rails against others and their co2 output when he owns 4 homes and flies and buses everywhere to tell the rest of us we shouldn’t drive or run the snowblower etc. What a stinkin stinkin hypocrite. Same with the cbcPravda.
commented 2016-01-30 00:31:28 -0500
Evan Anderson the non GMO idiots have no idea of reality, they think they have been eating non GMO food since birth and it has just now been implemented. I also find it funny when these same fools will try the many strains of MJ which have been so genetically modified it is ridiculous.
commented 2016-01-29 23:29:45 -0500
What? So his scientific diploma is basically genetically modified fruit flies? GMO Flies? And he condemns GMO crops when the GMO crops were done by cross breeding and selective breeding, ( cross breed a plant and reseed the ones with the trails you want and repeat until you have a viable seed stock of consistent results) same as fruit flies, and since the dawn of agriculture, and won a man a Nobel prize in the 30’s for breeding drought and fungus resistant wheat that moved the estimated max pop threshold of earth from 4 billion to 6 billion I believe. I always knew Suzuki was slightly crazy but know I see he’s just another green ($) activist as I see his qualifications, on Australia’s ABC news he stated that people who do not believe in climate change should be jailed despite free speech, in the next breath he states believes in the Gia theory, then says who are you going to believe science or the bible, I believe in proven science and the teachings in the bible but what Suzuki is saying is neither, Seriously this guy should be on some meds, do you think this is some of the “science” Cbc says Harper was muzzling? I dunno that’s more houses than I have maybe I should become a full time green ($) activist, pays very well I see and you can say anything you want as long as moderates from left to extreme left, bonus points for a oilfield or rural related slur, it is the CBC remember, they have a reputation to uphold.
commented 2016-01-29 22:34:36 -0500
His academic qualifications are Genetics with a specialty in Fruit Flies. His other qualification is Zoology, referred to as Animal Biology. My question is what makes him an expert on Climate Change? The answer is he is not an expert, just an activist. I always thought he was straight up guy until Ezra started working him over.
commented 2016-01-29 20:10:33 -0500
I caught on to his shenanigans in ’82, before I was ten years old watching that junk.
commented 2016-01-29 19:28:35 -0500
When I think of Suzuki, I see an man whose job is one of being a narrator of a tv show, the nature of things.

He’s not a scientist, because he doesn’t practice science.

I don’t believe for a second that he does any work on the nature of things except narrate what some one else writes, researches, films and edits.

He is an environmental activist though, and a capitalist, but he is not a scientist.