April 30, 2015

shad is out, Khadr is in at CBC

Mitch WolfeRebel Blogger
 

(WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE. And satire.)

Politically correct hip hop artist shad was shown the door today by CBC senior brass after barely two weeks hosting “q,” the troubled Radio One chat show formerly known as “Q.” 

shad’s last day at CBC was announced by Executive VP Heather Conway.                   

In a written press release, Conway thanked the apparently shocked shad for his service. She further stated, “Although shad was only with CBC for one week, shad at CBC helped significantly unify Canadians by sharing Canadian melodies and lyrics with fellow Canadians, and showcasing Canadian music by a plethora of aboriginal throat singers, Cape Breton fiddle players, and Winnipeg klezmer bands. “

Conway continued, “We at the CBC wish shad the best and hope our payment to him of $5 million dollars of taxpayer money will soften his transition. But frankly, shad’s numbers were not there. He could not hold onto (former host Jian) Ghomeshi’s more youthful and robust audience of horn dogs and alleged sexual abusers.”

“So we have decided to go another direction and we welcome well-known celebrity and convicted killer Omar Khadr, aka, ‘khad’ to the CBC family.”

“khad promises to shakes things up at “q”. khad promises to go after our growing local population of Taliban and ISIS freedom fighters and sympathizers - a terrific growing market for CBC’s new and improved multicultural programming.”  

 According to khad, his solution for preventing any further incidents of sexual harassment or abuse at CBC is simple.

“Get rid of all female employees! Those dirty, slutty, menstruating whores should be at home tending to their jihadi babies and their jihadi men.”

Personally, though I only listened to shad a bit during his highly abbreviated sojourn at CBC “q,” I am really going to miss that dude. He was cool and dope, as the kids say these days.

As shad headed out the door, he improvised this following rhymed farewell:

“The gig was rad

I know I weren’t bad

I’m shad.

I’m shad.

Now I’m sad.

Who’d da frack

That khad?”

 

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commented 2015-05-02 19:53:28 -0400
Canada,the nation, its people, is waking up. No radio or tv job for omar. He’s toast.
commented 2015-05-01 00:25:23 -0400
Nothing the CBC does would surprise me. Good for a laugh.
commented 2015-04-30 22:17:39 -0400
I seriously thought this was for real for a minute! Don’t do that to me! The CBC does have a way of making my blood boil though. I could swear their application form reads “brothel host/hostess experience required”.
commented 2015-04-30 20:55:08 -0400
To bad, shad voted Conservative?
commented 2015-04-30 19:49:58 -0400
Now what’s going to happen to me for posting that? Copyright infringement by ZZ Top? My name gets put on the no fly list? Any number of potentially offended groups try to wage law fare? Irwin Cotler points to me as the poster child example as to why the Charlie Hebdo Bill is urgently needed? CSIS issues a security certificate on me? (No there are not any IEDs on my dresser nosir.)
commented 2015-04-30 19:34:52 -0400
Twenty-five IEDs on my dresser yessir THEY GOSTA GET LAID!!!!
Twenty-five IEDs all ready ta go ….gonna break the bank and build 25 moe.
Got the timers all set and ready to blow
Twenty-five IEDs WELL DONCHA KNOW!!!!
commented 2015-04-30 19:32:49 -0400
Peter Toth, don’t say that! You’re scaring the hell out of me!!
commented 2015-04-30 17:47:58 -0400
the cbc $3.3 million per day ….money well spent….
commented 2015-04-30 17:13:01 -0400
I heard that’s its not just the radio program, but they want to give him a tv program too. They will both be called Welcome Back Khadr!
commented 2015-04-30 15:41:38 -0400
Great satire. Wouldn’t be past the CBC though………
commented 2015-04-30 15:01:31 -0400
I don’t know if this joke is funny, or a troubling insight into the near future.
commented 2015-04-30 14:18:22 -0400
Phew! Mitch you rascal, you had me going there for a minute.