When I complain about things, Millennials tell me I sound like an old man yelling at clouds and screaming, "Get off my lawn!" But Millennials are nothing compared to the other "kids these days" I need to complain about. I'm talking about toddlers.
As a father, I'm surrounded by children day and night, and they sure have some irritating habits.
Their drawings are lousy, they can't pronounce words correctly, and they think they're so strong and tough.
Well, have I got news for them...