July 31, 2017

10 Commandments for Catholic Girls: What Not to Wear to Church

Faith GoldyArchive

This Sunday while in Church, I was shocked to see a young girl in attendance donning a pair of short-shorts!

While it's no secret that wearing one's "Sunday best" is an anachronistic idea at best, perhaps we have let our standards for worship garb slide into territory that is unacceptably informal. 

And so, here are my 10 Commandments for Catholic Girls (what not to wear to Church) in the closest rant I'll ever do resembling a beauty blog.

1. No shorts, ever

2. No lululemon's (athletic wear)

3. No thong lines or bra straps

4. No cleavage

5. Pashminas are your friend

6. No mini skirts

7. You don't need to dress like a nun

8. Own a conservative black dress

9. Be proactive at thot patrol

10. Think like Melania Trump

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commented 2017-08-03 11:08:54 -0400
You might think about being more concerned with what’s in your own heart than with what’s on someone else’s body during Mass. If you’re noticing her short-shorts, your focus is probably not where it needs to be. Plus, you should be happy she’s there at all—Jesus is.
commented 2017-08-01 18:24:39 -0400
Oh come on Faith. Church is a place for young people to meet their future spouses.
commented 2017-08-01 16:34:33 -0400
So Jimmy, I guess you were one of the minority that supported Trudeau’s sudden decision to make Khadr a multi-millionaire! Hey Jimmy, do you think he will give any to Tabitha Speer?
commented 2017-08-01 16:01:40 -0400
JIMMY REECE commented 2 hours ago
“Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,
Your posts on The Rebel confirm that you are naïve, weak and easily led. Of course it’s of no consequence to you – you have been brain washed.”

Says the follower of the pack for whatever is the latest brainwave society throws at him.

“Run too far
run too fast
outrun the night and the ghosts of the past
sky too dark in a range too fast
how will we ever get back home again
LOST HERD DRIFTS WITH THE WIND.”

Ian Tyson- Lost Herd
commented 2017-08-01 14:46:17 -0400
As usual troll has nothing to offer, proving once again his true purpose here. To disrupt open discourse. His projection and protestation makes his agenda pretty easy to spot.
‘Come here stupid dog’.
commented 2017-08-01 14:10:31 -0400
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

There is only one reality here.

Your posts on The Rebel confirm that you are naïve, weak and easily led. Of course it’s of no consequence to you – you have been brain washed.
commented 2017-08-01 12:58:34 -0400
Jimmy Reece, your reality is exactly that, your reality. It’s of no consequence to me.
As Alan pointed out, you lack discernment.

So, didn’t see any posts from you or Andrew Stephenson after Khadr was made a multi-millionaire by Trudeau; what was your reaction to all this?
commented 2017-08-01 11:58:23 -0400
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

You are weak and an easily led sheep – that is the reality here.
commented 2017-08-01 11:58:23 -0400
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

You are weak and an easily led sheep – that is the reality here.
commented 2017-08-01 11:22:46 -0400
Faith made a great commentary. Going to an office and seeing that there is no more office decorum is disappointing. Ladies wearing nighties for dresses, camisoles for a work top and men in t-shirts, shorts, sandals resplendent with bare feet. I guess, these days the bosses are just glad that they showed up. I love the more feminine hairdos and girls wearing summer dresses but we need a few rules on appropriate dress it seems. Too bad about all the back biters on here, great comments most of you.
commented 2017-08-01 10:46:28 -0400
Allan Perterson, great post!
commented 2017-08-01 10:18:59 -0400
Once again Kelly and Jimmy uphold the third pillar of leftiedom.
The first two are:
1. They never learn from their mistakes.
2. They never learn from other people’s mistakes.

The third pillar which they so ably demonstrate for the class:
3. They refuse to exercise discernment.

It appears that they not only refuse to exercise it but they have done so for so long that they actually are incapable of exercising it. Most children learn early in life to discern what is appropriate and what is not. But not our two SJW heroes. They publicly embarrass themselves but are so far down the pillar 3 road that they don’t know it. I feel for them. It must be embarrassing to hang around with them.
commented 2017-08-01 07:23:55 -0400
Oh well, the ones who dress like sluts are few and far between in any church I’ve been in. Besides, the few who do aren’t likely to be swayed by anything anyone could say.
commented 2017-08-01 02:04:27 -0400
Hey Short eyes.. You know who you are.!!
Of course you don’t care what people wear because you have no respect for them or yourself..
You are all for anything that gets you off including the encouragement for the loss of dignity that provides you with so much entertainment.!!
Carry-on short eyes your day is coming.
commented 2017-08-01 02:04:26 -0400
Hey Short eyes.. You know who you are.!!
Of course you don’t care what people wear because you have no respect for them or yourself..
You are all for anything that gets you off including the encouragement for the loss of dignity that provides you with so much entertainment.!!
Carry-on short eyes your day is coming.
commented 2017-08-01 01:33:30 -0400
Funny how this kind of thing upsets lefties who get upset when someone even criticizes a certain other religion.
commented 2017-08-01 01:32:00 -0400
Jimmy and Kelly if either of you ever come to Edmonton, look me up , we can go to a Mosque i know of of where women are forced to go in another door , i want to see you make a stink or criticize that openly.
commented 2017-08-01 01:30:56 -0400
Jimmy and Kelly would you say the same if you saw an Imam kicking a woman out of a Mosque for the same reason?
commented 2017-08-01 01:29:39 -0400
Jimmy Reece Atheists are the champion mass murderers of the 20th century , why would you be glad that there are more of them?
commented 2017-08-01 01:28:36 -0400
Kelly Weber if they dress like that then they should not whine of they get attention for how they look.
commented 2017-08-01 00:48:36 -0400
Funny you should bring up this subject Faith, as I seem to complain about most things you mentioned after every Sunday mass. The men are all wearing jeans, shorts, tee shirts, safe for maybe 3 or 4. Most of the women tend to dress up,, although some will be wearing the sleeveless tops with the bra straps in view, drives me crazy, it makes for a very sloppy look. Church attire is certainly not what it used to be. I often say if it weren’t for jeans or runners, many men & women would be running around naked, no matter where they go.
commented 2017-07-31 23:41:25 -0400
Troll always answers when I mention him. Even if I just call him troll, guess who responds. Hilarious. He’s kind of like a disliked pet. You say, here stupid dog, and he still comes to you.
Notice he didn’t dispute the ‘perv’ part of my comment.
commented 2017-07-31 23:19:01 -0400
Jimmy Reece, spout what you will…. we know better here!
When your time is almost done, and, you are alone, I hope you can find comfort in the here and now! There is another choice, but, you are resigned to reject it. Poor you.
commented 2017-07-31 23:12:45 -0400
Kelly Weber, you still didn’t answer my original question, please do!
commented 2017-07-31 23:04:49 -0400
JAN G commented 5 mins ago
God love you Faith! I agree and especially not to emulate Sophie Trudeau’s apparel which reveals when she is wearing a thong as she walks up the stairs to the airplane!

Kelly Weber is a very angry, confused and bitter person; I believe hardhearted is a good description. He/she needs to have a very serious talk with God and learn to SHUT UP and LISTEN TO HIM.

What’s he going to do Jan? Call me on my cell? LMFAO.
commented 2017-07-31 22:56:10 -0400
“When are you gonna get Ezra to expose the paid troll industry.” Well Jimmy, you’d have to pay me to hang around and haraung people I despise so much.
commented 2017-07-31 22:55:03 -0400
God love you Faith! I agree and especially not to emulate Sophie Trudeau’s apparel which reveals when she is wearing a thong as she walks up the stairs to the airplane!

Kelly Weber is a very angry, confused and bitter person; I believe hardhearted is a good description. He/she needs to have a very serious talk with God and learn to SHUT UP and LISTEN TO HIM.
commented 2017-07-31 22:20:02 -0400
Liza Rosie,

Paid troll.

LOL.

My point about you and people like is proven every time you say that.

When are you gonna get Ezra to expose the paid troll industry.
commented 2017-07-31 22:11:59 -0400
Oh Kelly Weber,the next time you got to a funeral, please wear hot pink or something else that is inappropriate, maybe make fun of the decedent while you’re at it; nothing seems off limit for you.
commented 2017-07-31 22:03:52 -0400
Kelly Weber, what an odd thing to suggest; Burka’s at a Catholic church! Surely you are not suggesting another muslim conquest over a church, especially here in Canada!
Get real Kelly, Faith, and myself included would rather not see camel toe and ass cheeks in church! Wear what you what for the other 167 hours of the week is up to the individual.