My son Duncan asked his grandpa Jimmy what he would do if he woke up and had six fingers.
(MATURE LANGUAGE WARNING:)
This gave my dad -- who's an atheist -- an idea for a thought experiment involving God, Satan and "touching blind chicks on the face."
It's sort of like Kafka's "Metamorphosis," but with more swearing. And tartan.
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