May 27, 2015

"I might be the messiah, and that's bloody scary"

Gavin McInnesArchive

My son Duncan asked his grandpa Jimmy what he would do if he woke up and had six fingers.


This gave my dad -- who's an atheist -- an idea for a thought experiment involving God, Satan and "touching blind chicks on the face."

It's sort of like Kafka's "Metamorphosis," but with more swearing. And tartan.

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commented 2015-05-28 09:51:49 -0400
How true.
It reminds me "somemat o’ ta tale o’ " the Polish emigre and the shoemaker’s ticket.
commented 2015-05-27 22:55:07 -0400
I love the accent, Dads a hoot, but I suspect this is like the story about the dead horse, it goes on and on and is painfully long, and has no punch line. Gavin is either having us on or it is just too deep for my comprehension. Still love ya though.
commented 2015-05-27 18:50:33 -0400
This is the stupidest commentary I’ve ever seen posted on this site. It makes no point and serves no purpose. It’s not that I don’t have a sense of humor, but I didn’t find it particularly funny. I guess it’s an acquired taste.
commented 2015-05-27 17:06:28 -0400
Mr McInnes,
with all due respect, sir, your father needs a hobby.
commented 2015-05-27 15:39:44 -0400
Oyee – Take it from the Ogilvies – we’re from Angus as you know…He was wondering why he was holding his wheee thing when he woke up – you’ve been into the Mcinnesssss again
commented 2015-05-27 13:50:50 -0400
The word is frae … You’re FRAE Scotland.
commented 2015-05-27 12:55:37 -0400
it’s weird to hear you say it, ’cuz that same thing happened to me. luckily, my 6th finger is invisible.
commented 2015-05-27 12:37:53 -0400
Hilarious Gavin. BTW is that a McRae tartan on your tam?