We hit another benchmark in “transanity” recently when Trystan Reese of Portland, Oregon, a woman pretending to be a man, gave birth to a baby boy.
Well, a boy for now anyway. Check back in a year or three when that poor kid might be living life as a non-binary gender-fluid spirit unicorn...
Papa Trystan claims to be “trapped” in a gal’s body but for some reason kept the female plumbing intact south of the equator.
Real men don’t get pregnant. Real men have no desire to get pregnant.
Watch as I explain why this is obvious both for biological reasons and as reflected in cinema!
If Trystan wants to pretend to be a fake man, I say go for it, but did you have to bring an innocent child into this freak show tent?
And then there’s parent-teacher night where he’ll have to explain to classmates that mommy’s got a beard – and no, she’s not doing a handstand while wearing a miniskirt.
Yikes! Let the psychotherapy sessions begin.