August 04, 2017

“Transanity”: Left celebrates as Oregon woman pretending to be man gives birth to baby boy

David MenziesMission Specialist

We hit another benchmark in “transanity” recently when Trystan Reese of Portland, Oregon, a woman pretending to be a man, gave birth to a baby boy. 

Well, a boy for now anyway. Check back in a year or three when that poor kid might be living life as a non-binary gender-fluid spirit unicorn...

Papa Trystan claims to be “trapped” in a gal’s body but for some reason kept the female plumbing intact south of the equator.

Real men don’t get pregnant. Real men have no desire to get pregnant. 

Watch as I explain why this is obvious both for biological reasons and as reflected in cinema!

If Trystan wants to pretend to be a fake man, I say go for it, but did you have to bring an innocent child into this freak show tent?

Years from now, poor baby Leo Reese will have to explain to friends that Trystan is both his father and mother.

And then there’s parent-teacher night where he’ll have to explain to classmates that mommy’s got a beard – and no, she’s not doing a handstand while wearing a miniskirt.

Yikes! Let the psychotherapy sessions begin.

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commented 2017-08-06 03:03:56 -0400
Hey Menzies. Do some follow up on this story and tell us if this trans person is breast feeding their kid.
commented 2017-08-05 03:49:36 -0400
From my days in the swingers community i only knew one guy who actually had the surgery, so at least he walked the walk.
commented 2017-08-05 03:48:22 -0400
I wonder how many of these supposed trans people actually go all the way and get their wang cut off or get whatever it is they do for women wanting to be men? I would love to see a stat on that. Especially around here as the surgery is free. Right now Bruce Jenner is a guy in a dress , and this fool in the story is a woman wearing mens clothes.
commented 2017-08-04 18:48:14 -0400
Good call, Dan Manusco.
commented 2017-08-04 18:13:56 -0400
I kind of enjoyed ‘Junior’, but admit that ‘Twins’ and ‘Kindergarten Cop’ were better at showing that side of Arnie’s acting.

Agree, that child should be pulled out of the home by child welfare. Sadly, it is now identity welfare that supersedes children.
commented 2017-08-04 17:31:50 -0400
We’ve been warned… “…This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth…"

2 Timothy 3 (KJV)
commented 2017-08-04 16:27:01 -0400
Big deal, a woman had a baby….happens everyday!
This child will be encouraged to be confused…yes, that’s abuse!
commented 2017-08-04 15:43:14 -0400
I’m an adult and find it disgusting and gross. Imagine the effects on the child and surrounding children. The society is really f..ed up.
commented 2017-08-04 15:40:11 -0400
It’s transannal !!
commented 2017-08-04 15:38:44 -0400
I keep telling my leftard neighbors , that my canoe is a yacht , but they just laff