February 11, 2018

Hasbro waves white flag of moral surrender with new Monopoly “Cheaters Edition”

David MenziesMission Specialist


The Monopoly board game was once a celebration of capitalism but this fall, Hasbro will be releasing a new version called the Cheater’s Edition.

The new rules and features seem to embrace Marxism and wealth redistribution, so perhaps Hasbro should have called it the “Venezuelan Edition.”

But where’s the satisfaction in winning any game by cheating? Doesn’t any such achievement become a hollow victory?

An iconic mass-produced, mass-marketed board game that celebrates cheating as opposed to condemning it moves that proverbial moral compass ever so slightly.

This edition of Monopoly sends the wrong message, especially to those in society who already feel entitled so I hope it’s dead on arrival.

As for the genius who came up with the Cheater’s Edition of Monopoly, please go directly to jail; do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

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commented 2018-02-14 11:42:15 -0500
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

Thank you for sharing you knowledge and experience with butt plugs, but that’s not for me.

I guess since no man wants to touch you, you have to find new and exciting ways to pleasure yourself and butt plugs do it for you.

You go girl!
commented 2018-02-14 00:09:51 -0500
James, speaking of plugs, don’t forget to remove and sterilize your butt plug!
commented 2018-02-13 23:12:26 -0500
J a.m.e.s…. you’re not playing nice again…
commented 2018-02-13 17:19:44 -0500
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

I will be here until Ezra pulls the plug on The Rebel, which I don’t think is too far away.
commented 2018-02-13 16:54:05 -0500
Re-posting what Dan said,
“Don’t go away mad, just go away”
commented 2018-02-13 16:22:16 -0500
I have never come across so many people who are uptight to the point of stupidity.

Is it so beyond your brain capacity to accept that maybe this version of the game is actually fun and that it doesn’t erase the original Monopoly?
commented 2018-02-13 16:03:24 -0500
Lying and cheating…. not great skills/lessons for children to learn while playing a board game with their family or friends!

Adults who buy themselves this game to play likely have a whole box of participation awards sitting in their basement.

Stupid concept Hasbro!
commented 2018-02-13 12:29:40 -0500
Dan Mancuso,

It’s a fucking board game.
commented 2018-02-13 08:54:38 -0500
Yeah, obviously you don’t get it.
Basic morals and logic are unrecognizable to ‘people’ like you on the left who are so far gone in your lefty/progressive, fascistic ideology and moral relativism, you are blind to the big-picture truth.
Normally I’d feel sorry for some poor wretch like that – but not you. You gleefully celebrate your evil lefty degeneracy and lies, and therefore make an excellent representative and example of the worst of the worst of the sick filth on the left – which is mostly mainstream-lefty now. What a sorry loser…why don’t you quit stinkin’ up the place with your foul odor of corruption, death and disease and go away. Don’t go away mad…just go away.
commented 2018-02-13 03:50:25 -0500
Flat earth. .Flat water,

It has nothing to do with being nice or not. I am stating a fact – the Earth isn’t flat, thus anyone who thinks the Earth is flat is factually an absolute moron. Just like people who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

The truth hurts sometimes.
commented 2018-02-13 03:23:58 -0500
You’re being judgemental Jimmy… And if you won’t play nice I will not engage you in conversation
Well this thread is exhausted.. I guess we’ll see you on the next one.
commented 2018-02-13 02:21:57 -0500
Flat earth. .Flat water,

Anyone who thinks the Earth is flat is just a complete idiot – that’s not judgemental, that is just stating a fact.
commented 2018-02-13 00:11:08 -0500
Well maybe I was wrong… You went back to a very limited vocabulary and you’re being quite judgemental…
commented 2018-02-12 21:17:55 -0500
This coming from the guy who thinks the Earth is flat.
commented 2018-02-12 20:55:55 -0500
Somebody has been reading and trying to outgrow their primate status… “Procreation” is a multi sybilic word.. good for you.. lol
commented 2018-02-12 18:48:09 -0500
Tammie – good one, and so very true!
commented 2018-02-12 16:54:19 -0500
Tammie Putinski-Zandbelt,

Oh are you leaving The Rebel?
commented 2018-02-12 16:24:39 -0500
Bye Bye James. Go get your narcissistic supply somewhere else!
commented 2018-02-12 14:43:31 -0500
Dan Mancuso,

You clearly have a pickle up your ass if a fun new version of Monopoly is making you this angry.

Don’t worry – the original version is still available.

Extreme right conservatives are hilarious when it comes to meaningless things that make them lose their shit like a meant to be fun version of a board game.
commented 2018-02-12 11:49:11 -0500
As far as cheating is concerned, only the Liberals have a ‘Monopoly’ on that.
commented 2018-02-12 11:34:17 -0500
Jimminy Crackpot is as crooked as his hero Dictraitor Senor Sissy Socks.
They all cheat in the liberal party.
commented 2018-02-12 11:13:22 -0500
Actually I think the name could be considered a tounge in cheek at Socialists nut jobs. Calling them exactly what they are, cheaters. Quite appropriate and humourous if you think about it.
commented 2018-02-12 11:03:22 -0500
JAMES CROCKETT commented 2018-02-11 21:40:01 -0500
Only The Rebel could make something out of nothing. It’s just a fun new version of Monopoly, since people are already cheating when they play…
Speak for yourself you degenerate.
I don’t cheat and the people I know don’t cheat either, we all acknowledge cheating is wrong. Unlike you lefty progressive retards, normal people have retained their logic, reason, common sense and moral absolutes, unlike you amoral liberals we didn’t trade those moral attributes in for your narcissistic, lefty liberal moral relativism.
I’ll guarantee that if you are even capable of playing Solitaire, that you cheat…loser.
You are a perfect example of all the things wrong with people in the world today and why the world is so f**ked up. You should do the world a favour and seek professional help…or go play blind man’s bluff…in traffic.
commented 2018-02-12 09:42:36 -0500
Climate Barbie will claim it was one of her staffers who made the mistake of posting the Olympics are in a North Korean city, she has a habit of throwing them under the bus when she makes a mistake.

In our family, my brother was banned from being the banker…he cheated a few times and got caught.
commented 2018-02-12 01:55:41 -0500
How do you cheat at monopoly The old game I mean… What do you grab a house when nobody’s looking and stick it on Parkplace or maybe the banker can cheat and grab some money when people go to the bathroom or get a beer.. Side deals always got made but cheating…?? But It was almost impossible unless the banker was a thief .!! But then again all bankers are thieves… LMAO.!!!

Now cheating and lying is actually encouraged… Wow.!!!
No wonder morals and ethics are harder and harder to find in people, well the leftist people anyway.!
But then the eternal question has to be asked… Are leftists really people or just primates.?
commented 2018-02-12 01:41:57 -0500
If that is the case then we have a government that is so disassociated from any kind of reality that how can they not hold them selves guilty of non-confidence and the inability to act in the best interest of the country and the people.!
commented 2018-02-12 01:40:10 -0500
Drew… Do I have this right…?? Climate Barbie Catherine said the Olympics are in North Korea.??!
commented 2018-02-12 01:17:31 -0500
James go tell Climate Barfie that the Oluympics are not in NORTH KOREA. She is a prime example of Liberal stupidity. You must be real proud supporting morons.