May 23, 2016

A letter to the RCMP -- from the Supreme Leader of Iran!?

William HadrianRebel Blogger

To whom it may concern: I understand you are having a bit of trouble designing a proper hijab RCMP uniform.

I see you’ve gone through three separate prototypes unsuccessfully. With the Canadian Human Rights Commission breathing down your neck and aching to scream "Islamophobia," you’re going to need a solution soon.

Well, look no further!

The Islamic Republic of Iran has more than 30 years experience successfully designing hijabs for female police. So much for our reputation for sexism, eh? (To use one of your country's charming expressions.)

Unlike your failed prototypes, the Iranian police hijab does not violate safety regulations or hinder movement.

The full on chador gives these women an added edge in terms of both stealth and intimidation, kind of like your Batman fellow, due to superior Iranian technology!

Frankly, now that your wise Prime Minister is lowering the sanctions on our Islamic Republic, I think there is a lot that your police force can learn from ours.

I’ve also read that the RCMP is extending the use of this new hijab to any female officer “who may be serving in communities with significant Muslim communities.” This is a fabulous idea. No longer will your female officers commit haram by entering our communities with uncovered hair and exposed wrists.

After all, you wouldn’t want to put a Muslim man in an awkward position, should he be pulled over by a female officer for a traffic violation. What if she’s wearing shorts!? That doesn’t sound very culturally accommodating to me, and I wouldn’t blame him if he refused to pull over. (Then complained to the Human Rights Commission about your obvious "Islamophobia...")

Once the chador and hijab are mandatory for all female officers, Canada's little girls will finally be able to look up to Canada’s finest with pride. Not only will your women in uniform be pleasing in the eyes of Allah, but they will be considered acceptable in the eyes of devout Muslim men who happen to be engaged in criminal activity.

Inshallah, within 30 years the mutaween will be just as quintessentially Canadian as Dudley Doo Right himself. Hope to hear from you soon!

Seyed Ali Hosseini Khamenei
Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran

You must be logged in to comment. Click here to log in.
commented 2016-05-25 09:13:14 -0400
There is no where on Earth where Islam has ever brought peace, unless you define peace as the slaughter of all dissenters. Islam cannot bring peace because the God of Islam, is Satan himself, disguised as the Nabatean Moon God, Allah. Islam is nothing more than a revival of the ancient Moon God cult.
commented 2016-05-24 15:01:39 -0400
It looks like she is pulling a gun on her for the serious crime of driving.
commented 2016-05-24 13:54:18 -0400
The reason these women are forced to wear veils by their men is because either their men are afraid that other men will seduce their women or maybe their women are but ugly.
All I know is, when I walk down the street and see one of these BAGHAGS, I do not yield. They want to be invisible, then I can’t see them. I won’t give an inch if I can help it.

commented 2016-05-24 13:43:47 -0400
Sean Trupope has done more damage then Harper ever did so STFU.AND AGAIN YOU’RE GETTING TO CLOSE TO THE MICROWAVE.
commented 2016-05-24 13:39:52 -0400
There is not one mention in the Quran, that states that a woman has to wear face covering.
commented 2016-05-24 12:17:43 -0400
why is this pos KAHMEINI still living – obama take him out before you go
commented 2016-05-24 12:15:09 -0400
they will be killed by their own women-hating men – so they will make excellent targets
commented 2016-05-24 11:34:41 -0400
It’s for their own safety. If these RCMP women aren’t covered, they’re liable for a beating or raping by devout Liberals.
commented 2016-05-24 10:45:30 -0400
If someone gets the jump on you and you are wearing a hijab, you are going to get strangled with your hijab. And so you will be fast-tracked for desk jobs at the expense of other Canadians
commented 2016-05-24 10:38:07 -0400
James Scott commented 1 hr. ago:

James, you would be more likely to see a turban, a hijab and a tin hat. Anyone still remember Canada?? Can we even save Alberta let alone the country?? What a --ing mess!!

commented 2016-05-24 10:30:59 -0400
While he is fancying himself a fashion aficionado maybe he could recommend a good state sponsored terrorist or executioner.
commented 2016-05-24 09:46:24 -0400
If youre an RCMP member just dont come on my property without wearing a sweaty old cowboy hat. The cowboy hat represents my Alberta tradition and western culture and beliefs. Anything less I find intolerable.
commented 2016-05-24 09:40:17 -0400
Phew, it took me a while to figure out this is satire – I thought THEREBEL had hired Sean Penson to write the article…
Like those Blue Helmets, those jihadi-rags stand out in a crowd…
commented 2016-05-24 08:11:10 -0400
Re Sean Penson: How about none of us respond to any of “Sean Penson’s” comments. Ever! Nothing drives one of these trolls more nuts than being ignored. Thanks…………..
commented 2016-05-24 04:27:14 -0400
Sean Penson commented 8 hours ago
I am honoured that Canada is recognising the benefits of honouring a different culture. And not giving way to the far right in opposition. Canada lost its credibility be destroyed under Harper, which is taking Justin a very time to repAir

Bernie Trudeau might be able to work better if he didn’t beat women in the HoC.

commented 2016-05-24 02:12:58 -0400
I would say so Yvette, but the part about female Muslim RCMP officers wearing a uniform hijab is still true.
commented 2016-05-24 01:37:08 -0400
Sean p……with every post it becomes more clear that your sycosis is now effecting your ability to properly construct a sentence. Seek help your poor bastard. (sigh)
commented 2016-05-24 01:28:57 -0400
I think this is meant to be satire. I don’t believe the ayatollah would be writing the RCMP?
commented 2016-05-23 23:40:50 -0400
Keith Barnes just said it all with this, “Permitting persons who follow the Dogma of Islam, to become Police Officers, in the name of Marxist Political Correctness, is Bat Sht Crazy.”
Truer more sane words were never spoken!
commented 2016-05-23 23:39:32 -0400
Thanks so much for your service Sean. Sorry Sean, I had a Christensen flashback , but you guys could probably be the same person anyway.

DJBT et al
commented 2016-05-23 22:53:39 -0400
SEAN PENSON: Next week Canada is honouring the cannibalistic Korowai tribe of New Guinea. You have been chosen to be Canada’s diplomatic representative , and as such,once the pleasantries have concluded, your only duty will be to jump into the cauldron of boiling water for the required cooking time. Make sure you drink plenty of water and don’t eat for two days prior, we want you to be as tasty as possible for the “honouring”. As some of the readers may remember, Saint Suzuki did a documentary last week titled “How To Safely Shower With A Bunch OF Weirdos”. It proved to be such a success for the CBC that they awarded a spin-off series to the Saint titled “Not” The Nature Of Things. Justin himself has chosen this to be the first episode in what should be a no miss Emmy Award winner. You will undoubtedly receive a posthumous Order of Canada, and Justy will be so proud of you. Thanks so much for your service Ronny.

commented 2016-05-23 22:29:04 -0400
GLENN CRAIG Stated, “So if we are going to do a review of RCMP uniforms that are truly free of cultural baggage”………….

If we want to free Police Officers Uniforms of cultural baggage, all we have to do is take the Muslims out of the Uniforms.

Permitting persons who follow the Dogma of Islam, to become Police Officers, in the name of Marxist Political Correctness, is Bat Sht Crazy.

Why not just dress all Canadians up in Lemming Suits, this way we can all go jump of a Cliff, when the time is right.

I suspect Prime Idiot Trudeau has his finger in this Pie.
commented 2016-05-23 22:25:11 -0400
The first video seems to be communicating the message that the penalty for purse-snatching in Iran is instant death at the hands of the police, at least if the perpetrator is a woman. Are women cops in Iran allowed to arrest men or are they strictly segregated so that only women can arrest/shoot women and only men can arrest/shoot men?
commented 2016-05-23 22:09:55 -0400
Sean, justin is not doing us any favors.
commented 2016-05-23 21:22:53 -0400
What I got outa that is no police woman in a hijab wouldn’t be allowed to he jab a male assailant especially if he was Muslim
commented 2016-05-23 20:51:57 -0400
I am honoured that Canada is recognising the benefits of honouring a different culture. And not giving way to the far right in opposition. Canada lost its credibility be destroyed under Harper, which is taking Justin a very time to repAir
commented 2016-05-23 20:42:27 -0400
What a crock ! I don’t believe this for a second. Stop with the bull shit rebel before you go too far
commented 2016-05-23 20:22:24 -0400
Oh please. Cops are now wearing jeans and t shirt with a badge around their neck. You actually think a rag around some woman’s head is any different. Cops dress up like it is Halloween as it is. As it is today you don’t know who the hell is pulling you over. I can walk into any coffee shop and there are a dozen people sitting around with guns and not one of them is wearing a badge. How in the hell are we suppose to know who are the cops now? Yes this is in Lethbridge Alberta. And yes it happens every single damn day.
commented 2016-05-23 19:56:59 -0400
Interesting to see that the Iranian supreme leader has seen fit to tell the RCMP what to do. No doubt he is close to running the show. But what will the Sunnis say? Are they not the true Islamists and the Shia mere dogs?

JT has so much advice coming his way. Ruth Ellen Brosseau was rightfully elbowed because she refuses to submit and wear a chador. Perhaps she deserves something more than an elbow?