August 10, 2015

A Tale of Two Justins: Bieber and Trudeau

David MenziesMission Specialist

I take a close look at two famous Canadian Justins: Justin Trudeau and Justin Bieber.

They have more in common than an ability to make teenage girls scream and swoon.

By the way: Remember Chauncey Gardener, the imbecile mistaken for a genius who became the U.S. president in the movie, Being There?

I explain why we should all hope and pray that this time, life does not imitate art when it comes to who will become prime minister because otherwise we might find ourselves belatedly asking, "Where's the beef?"


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commented 2015-08-11 00:44:48 -0400
I always mix those two up. Bieber’s the one with the dirty blond hair, I think.
Bieber’s also the one who’s sort of accomplished something. Do I have that straight?
commented 2015-08-10 23:29:04 -0400
I don’t want Trudeau to write a book. Bad enough we are expected to read Mulcair’s autobiography.

I can’t wait until we have something more to sink our teeth into than just names and parentage of candidates. I like that Harper is pointing out the NDP record on issues like resources development, including oil and gas, but also mining etc.

I want to compare policies between the parties, not their hair.
commented 2015-08-10 18:30:37 -0400
Liza you are right. At last two matching BOOBS. Someone had to put it together and David nailed it.
commented 2015-08-10 16:03:59 -0400
I think the idea that Justin is a second generation whatever is a bit of a misnomer. As far as I remember, his grand-dad made quite a lot of money at his gas station before selling out to Imperial Oil for big bucks. It was the proceeds of oil and gas that facilitated the Trudeau family into becoming professional students and so-called intellectuals, insulated from the pesky task of working for a living. Often, its the third generation, born with a silver spoon in their mouth, that breaks the bank.
commented 2015-08-10 15:27:22 -0400
That was very restrained, I thought, and nary a mention of a nipple.
commented 2015-08-10 13:40:34 -0400
Here’s a clip of troodo’s whore mother (banging the Rolling Stones while troodo was in diapers):

Even this dim witted bipolar knob gobbler wrote a book. Ya mama wrote a book troodo, what about you?

“…a lovely time with Castro…” around 3:20 – LMFAO