The Canadian immigration website is crashing from mass traffic and search results for “moving to Canada” have gone up by 500%.
Why? Simply because some Americans are extremely angry with how well Donald J. Trump is doing in the Republican primaries -- and they want out of the country before he has a chance to win it.
Surprisingly, Mexico was not their first pick. Instead it was the cold and forever "sorry" land of beavers up north.
Little do they know, Canada is the perfect progressive haven they have always been searching for.
I'd love to invite them to live here with our progressive feminist Prime Minister, free healthcare, marijuana and cultural enrichment.
With just one condition...