August 08, 2017

Book your Rebel Cruise today … before global warming evaporates the ocean!

David MenziesMission Specialist

If you’re like me, you grew up watching reruns of Gilligan’s Island and probably always wanted to go on a three-hour tour – or, better yet, a seven-day cruise. 

Well, now our dreams are coming true this November when the Rebel Cruise sets sail yet again! 

The Rebel has booked passage on the Norwegian Cruise Line’s Getaway, a ship that will surely live up to its name as it will get YOU away from the dreariness that is a Canadian November and deliver you to the sun-kissed Caribbean.

Speaking of Gilligan’s Island, when you think about it, there are some uncanny parallels when it comes to the staff of Rebel Media and the cast of that iconic TV show.

Watch as I lay out those uncanny parallels, which ultimately leave me in the role of that lovable dolt, Gilligan.

But there shall be no ship-wrecking on this cruise. Just a Titanic-sized boatload of fun in the sun as you tour the Caribbean and take part in stimulating conferences with your favourite Rebel personalities.

So, say, “aye-aye” to a “good buy” and get your tickets today. We set sail from Miami, Florida on November 12th.

BOOK YOUR VACATION BY CLICKING HERE

What are you waiting for? Global warming to evaporate the ocean?

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commented 2017-08-14 04:09:25 -0400
Perhaps the Rebel should cut out David Menzies’ references to the Giligan’s Island shipwreck and the Titanic. Just count on big-time benefactors who support right-wing causes. It is not easy to fill a ship.