Did you hear about Angela Merkel? She’s failed to form a coalition government! This means that within a matter of two months, Merkel could be gone! They will likely have to hold a snap election, and the polls are showing that Alternative for Deutschland is going to increase its vote share.
The patriotic party could gain 40 or more seats – potentially making them the second largest party in Germany. Imagine that! Bring on the next election!
Some less positive news, however, is that Theresa May is looking to increase the Brexit bill to £40 billion. That’s way too much. 40 billion too much.
And of course, the news about Allahu Akbar-proof barriers being installed around the Christmas markets is out again. Yet another merry, anti-terrorist Christmas in London, Manchester, and Liverpool! Imagine how tight the security is going to be in a few years time…