Yesterday I told you I'd explain why there was no breakfast show. It's because the police were knocking at my door in the middle of the night, warning me that there is a plot to kill me. What's new?
I'll show you the exclusive footage of the police informing me, but I can't say much more. I'll keep you guys updated.
In other news, more shops in the UK are now going gender neutral - so blokes are going to start getting changed in women's changing rooms. And apparently, a Labour Minister who has been caught up in the Westminster sex scandal has killed himself. This is crazy.
But anyway! I'm off to Poland this weekend. We leave tomorrow morning, and we'll be bringing you behind the scenes footage, and exclusive coverage of one of the biggest patriotic demonstrations in Europe - if not, the world.
And it's all thanks to you lovely subscribers who support the show!