The 26-year-old who attacked police officers outside Buckingham Palace with a samurai sword last year, is now in court.
During the court proceedings, he told a judge and jury that the Queen is an enemy of Allah, and that Allah orders him to fight.
Sorry, I'm confused. I thought the Queen was meant to be a descendant of Allah these days?
Surely, it's instances like this that should show members of the Church of England that we're under threat. But I'm not sure much is going to change any time soon.