May 25, 2015

Chris Pratt issues hilarious advance apology to the easily offended prior to Jurassic World press tour

Rebel Staff

Actor Chris Pratt known for films such as Zero Dark Thirty and Guardians of the Galaxy took to Facebook to issue an advance apology.

Pratt clearly saw how the media treated Jeremy Renner when he promoted Avengers: Age of Ultron. So with that, StarLord formed a plan.

Below is the hilarious Facebook post written May 22:

“I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #‎JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).
I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed "JurassicGate" is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again).”

The post has been met with applause. It has over 100,000 likes and over 10,000 shares.

Fitting considering it's a big movie about dinosaurs.

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commented 2015-05-25 22:27:30 -0400
This could become the newest literary form and, for a wonder, I love it!
commented 2015-05-25 19:44:09 -0400
Now there is a good apology!