May 13, 2017

Could sex doll “bunk mates” help stop prison “mischief”?

David MenziesMission Specialist

Jail is supposed to temporarily remove criminals from society and force the offender to surrender certain liberties, the principal one being freedom. 

So what to make of a proposal by Jack Swarez, a criminal serving a 17-year prison sentence for acting as the “managing director” of a drug gang that imported heroin and cocaine to the U.K.?

After spending about five years in an English crowbar hotel, Swarez has proposed a progressive idea to put an end to prison “mischief” as he calls it.

He suggests that since U.K. prisons don’t allow conjugal visits, prisoners should be issued sex dolls.

And not just any run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf sex dolls mind you.

I’m tempted to dismiss such claptrap as the delusional rant of an incarcerated drug dealer except over the decades, we’ve seen the left continually champion prisoner “rights” while turning a blind eye to victims’ rights.

I fear it’s only a matter of time before, based on “compassionate grounds”, convicts will be issued their very own customized sex doll, and if one can’t afford a silicone-stress reliever, I’m sure taxpayers can be counted on to make those sex doll dreams come true.

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commented 2017-05-15 21:24:47 -0400
LEVITICUS 2013 commented 1 day ago
Great oversight Dan..

I was just wondering…

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commented 2017-05-14 15:25:17 -0400
Great oversight Dan..
But the punishment should fit the crime in all cases.. rubber dolls in jail for the perverts is just not acceptable.
commented 2017-05-14 12:54:09 -0400
Since Corrections Canada, and their provincial counterparts (2 years vs 2 years less a day) have already been infiltrated by the lefty/progressives, along with the courts, the Crown and the cops, hug-a-thug policies in Canada reflect a similar delusional quality as the example from the UK.
The modern penal ideal is; criminals should be sent to jail as punishment, not for punishment – but as per usual in lefty/liberal/progressive land, that gets twisted…
Being locked up by the state in a cage with a bunch of animals is and of itself punishment enough. How that cage is administered, whether by the modern ideal, or by the savagery of some middle eastern torture pit, duly convicted criminals should be sent to jail as punishment.
Just a reminder to some overzealous commenters, as you well know, under Justin’s LPC, the state is in the process of placing it’s jackboot on our collective throats, and some of us dissenters may well find ourselves in one of those state cages, or worse. Carefully consider what you wish for…
commented 2017-05-14 12:38:20 -0400
How about mandatory – complete removal of all genitalia for any one serving a sentence of more than 5 years?

Not just castration – but complete removal of ALL the hanging parts..

Just the thought of it might actually slow some crime down.
commented 2017-05-13 21:32:07 -0400
Lena Dunham is too good for our prisoners; dolls in her likeness would not be as effective as those based on Trigglypuff.

I can’t think of too many men that would be in the mood for “mischief” is they thought their “companion” for the evening was based on gender-fluid Trigglypuff.

I also like the chemical castration idea. Perhaps that should be done for all prisoners as a standard precaution with physical castration to be performed for anyone who indulges in “mischief” while on the chemical castration medication?
commented 2017-05-13 16:29:10 -0400
When stepping over yet another homeless white guy in Victoria, i’ve honestly wondered why these people don’t just randomly kill someone. You go to jail and Boom! Free dental, free food, free bedding, free glasses, Christ, free cable and internet(I only wish for the latter 2)! No doubt free weed (and oxycontin, gotta get over the heroin addiction) and soon free whores. Heck even guys who chop off heads on Grey Hound get free passes to the mall in only a few years. All paid for by us sober morons who get up at 6 am, work 10 hours and happily work for Justin until, what, June something?
commented 2017-05-13 15:03:09 -0400
I guess they never heard of abstinence.
commented 2017-05-13 14:56:31 -0400
Bill Elder, your suggestion would prove to be quite effective!
commented 2017-05-13 14:29:49 -0400
How about a program of chemical castration for sexual assault in prison – and surgical castration for a 2nd offense – I figure that would pretty much “nip the mischeif” in the bud.
commented 2017-05-13 13:28:45 -0400
I like what Leviticus suggested, makes sense to me.
Another option is to give the perpetually “stressed seeking relief” the option of meeting with the prison doctor to look at chemical castration.
commented 2017-05-13 13:08:19 -0400
If it cuts down on ‘bubba’ encounters in the showers then I say give em blow up dolls, but they all have to be in the likeness of Lena Dunham.
Or what Leviticus said, work them so hard they have no energy for sexcapades.
commented 2017-05-13 12:43:13 -0400
Simple answer is to make it a law that anyone sentenced to jail should be Castrated. Even for unpaid Parking Tickets.

Watch the crime rate go down.

Only joking Folks.
commented 2017-05-13 12:10:40 -0400
All of the western prisons could take a lesson from Cambodia South America or a Thai jail… People arn’t in there to have a good time. There’s a reason the bad guys are put behind bars as far as I’m concerned if you’re serving two years plus for violent crime or sexual crime you should serve it in solitary.!
Whatever happened to the cane or the paddle and like military prisons the prisoners should all be forced to keep quiet and work… Every day work… Work them so hard and so long that a rubber doll or homosexual activity isn’t even considered because they haven’t got the energy for it.!!
The liberal agenda has allowed the insane to run the asylum but now the incarcerated run the prisons..
As disgusting as this sounds who gets to clean the rubber dolls… eeew.!!!
commented 2017-05-13 10:59:34 -0400
David Menzies, Jack Swarez should use his dominant hand to relieve stress; he can add some variety by awkwardly using his other hand!
I pray prison officials and the government respond to his request with a resounding “Nice try, but, no way”.

If his suggestion is instituted, it will give incarcerated pedophiles the idea they too can have custom made dolls to relieve their depraved urges. Unthinkable lunacy!
commented 2017-05-13 10:38:39 -0400
Jails allowing conjugal visits and supplying sex dolls and condoms is unnecessary. If those incarcerated are so uninformed on stress relieving methods, they should just grab their Playboy/girl magazines after watching a video on masturbatory techniques.