September 18, 2016

Dear Trump-phobic American progressives: Don’t move to Canada

David MenziesMission Specialist

Now that Donald Trump is gaining some real traction according to recent polls, there’s no shortage of stories about the number of American progressives who are vowing to move to Canada if The Donald becomes President Trump. But please, I beg of you, don’t come here.

I have nothing against Americans, but I suspect the type of American heading north if Trump wins won’t be my kinda guy or gal.

Besides, surely we’ve received our unofficial quota of American lefties given the number of Vietnam War draft-dodgers who headed north in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Haven’t we suffered enough?

Watch as I explain all the reasons why any of our American cousins who might be contemplating a northbound move for political reasons, shouldn’t do it.

To all you Yankee progressives vowing northern migration if the November election doesn’t go Hillary’s way – press the pause button. Because you’re going to find that when it comes to your star-spangled perspective, Canada sucks.

Best you stay in the USA. Or better yet, plot a course for Mexico but don’t delay – you don’t wanna run into a wall or something en route, eh?

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commented 2016-09-20 11:13:03 -0400
The last thing Canuckistan needs is more Lefties no matter where they come from. You should tell Americans now that if they are lefties they are not welcome in Canada.
commented 2016-09-20 11:00:44 -0400
I wonder if CBC has a job for Wolf Blitzer?
commented 2016-09-20 03:01:55 -0400
JIMMY REECE… "You’re a tokin’ and and a dreamin’ "…. The Rebel has more daily sign-ins now than MacLeans, so you are evidently talking BULLSHIT!… It is your fondest dream that it were not so but it “Ain’t”… And, I sense, as November the 8th approaches in the US, your “troll role” may also be over?…
commented 2016-09-19 16:17:43 -0400
I mean the guy called his own mother deplorable!
commented 2016-09-19 16:13:47 -0400
Dear Liberal Yankees, if you come to Canada, you’ll have to deal with Michael Mann… I mean “Jimmy Reece.”. Need I say more my draft dodging commie friends?
commented 2016-09-19 14:46:00 -0400

The Rebel’s traffic and internet ranking keep going down – not up. Apparently you don’t understand how that works. So many people have left The Rebel since it first launched – even people who used to contribute to The Rebel, because Ezra could no longer afford to pay them.

I am essentially talking to the same 20 people on a daily basis.
commented 2016-09-19 14:44:21 -0400
Bad enough we got their draft dodgers. Don’t need more of them.
commented 2016-09-19 13:28:11 -0400

Already did this bit! You coulda used some of my celeb examples instead of the tired OU combination in our language, or that fabulously awful “homomilk” joke… middle school called.
commented 2016-09-19 13:03:51 -0400
Guys these two morbidly stupid trolls are not worth the bandwidth to deal with. They don’t seem to realize their IPAs show in the source code of their posts.
commented 2016-09-19 11:02:38 -0400
Jay Kelly commented 13 hours ago
Americans are not stupid, they know that many Canadians are bigots and fools.
Been looking in the mirror again have you?
commented 2016-09-19 10:25:53 -0400
Superb post JIM MAYER
commented 2016-09-19 10:22:10 -0400
@jimmy REESE….“The Rebel is slowly dying”. So steadily increasing membership constitutes dying. Their membership is now at its highest point. Dying????

Brexit, Merkel taking a shit kicking over the weekend, Trump surging in the polls. Pretty soon you will be drowning in your own bs.
commented 2016-09-19 10:01:04 -0400
Hey Jimmy… After you are done giving your dog a blow job maybe think of something intelligent to say, if that is in fact possible.

Penson… If you think Albertan’s want the likes of Al Sharpton or pig Lenna Dunham as new residents you are as delusional as I thought.

DJBT et al
commented 2016-09-19 08:44:41 -0400
@ Jim Mayer

Hmmmm. I am sensing a pattern in your comment. Just wait, I’ll get it! ;o)
commented 2016-09-19 06:17:11 -0400
Right, we have enough of those leftist fruitcakes here , no need for more,
commented 2016-09-19 06:00:31 -0400
Michael Mann… I mean “Jimmy Reece” said:

“Hillary was wrong…”


Come now Michael… I mean “Jimmy,” you know better than to refer to your mother that way.
commented 2016-09-19 05:54:39 -0400
It’s a pity that some don’t focus more on improved writing than hatred of the Danes.
commented 2016-09-19 03:02:09 -0400
So I wonder who is causing all the problems?
The Nice Attack was a Muslim
The Paris Attacks were Muslims
The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Orlando attack was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The Underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Charlie Hebdo Attacks were Muslims
The San Bernadino Attacks were Muslims
The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The Davao Philippines Attack were Muslims
The Minnesota Mall stabbings was a Muslim
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Ankara Airport Turkey Attack were Muslims
The Pan-Am Flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover was by Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Batta Meena Pakistan Attacks were Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Beheading of the French priest were Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The First World Trade Center bombers were Muslims
The Beheading of journalist Daniel Pearl was Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai Indian Attackers were Muslims
The Narcissist C.Kaepernick & his squeaze are Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims
The Beheadings, stabbings, live burnings, & drownings by Muslims
The Piracy off the Barbary Coast in T. Jefferson’s time were Muslims
The Daily inhumane acts by the religion of peace, Islam- the Muslims
(Forgive this poor attempt to list all Muslim attrocities in recent history)

In which communities do people seem to play nicely?
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Baha’is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha’is = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Baha’is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha’is = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem

Where in the world do problems always seem to arise?
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Baha’is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with other Muslims = Problem

So what are some Muslim Social Clubs?
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION, etc.

Now let’s reason together whether or not we should allow millions of
Muslims to immigrate to the US. Hmmm, a real stumper, huh?
commented 2016-09-19 01:12:28 -0400
Glenn, just wait until those US lefties find out what free medicare is going to cost them and that they can’t get the care they need and have to buy it in the US or Germany anyway after paying their taxes.
commented 2016-09-19 01:08:13 -0400
Jay you and Jimmy are the bigots. not us. And sorry Jimmy the Rebel will be around for a long time. And sorry you do not talk for a majority of Canadians loser. If Hillary does win it will be funny hearing all your garbage excuses , i notice you and other lefties are already pre making excuses by acting like Obama was a republican government. In some ways i hope she does , and when North America is in ruins who will you leech off of? Well that is if your Islamic masters have not dealt with you yet.
You trolls are so sad. No wonder you can’t get women.
commented 2016-09-19 00:49:09 -0400
“… how about we send the lefties down there and bring the trump supporters here.”

Sounds like a great plan Richard Man. Can we do that regardless of the election outcome? Actually the US is still too close, ship the Libs across the pond.
commented 2016-09-19 00:40:24 -0400
Oh Jay, what is wrong? Bad date last night? Did Jian your Liberal hero knock you around? Why don’t you start a neighbourhood patrol to ensure there are no Trump hats in your area. You limp wristed lefties are in for the shock of your lives when Trump wins. This election will be just like Brexit. Many of the people voting for Trump will not admit it so they don’t upset the whiny Liberals and send them running for a safe space. I would welcome all Trump supporters to Canada and give them every one of the useless Lib-left artsy fartsy takers that offer nothing to Canada. Bye bye asshole.
commented 2016-09-19 00:35:11 -0400
Reece – it’s impossible for zombies to mock anyone because even amoebas are their intellectual and moral superiors. And you/they have no future as Dawin has demonstrated how nature is unkind to the unfit.
commented 2016-09-19 00:15:10 -0400

You don’t seem to understand that the majority of Canadians identify as liberal and fucking hate Trump and all that he stands for, so the last thing Canadians would want are the kind of people who voted for Trump to come to Canada.

People like you are in the vast minority. It’s the very reason why The Rebel is slowly dying. Have you noticed all the former contributors that Ezra can no longer afford?

Hillary was wrong – ALL of Trump’s supporters are deplorable.
commented 2016-09-19 00:04:53 -0400
I see Jimmy has really ramped up his rhetoric. Like I always say about the left, when they are scared of losing they call people names and point fingers at anyone/anything they can to divert attention. Let’s suppose Clinton wins, how about we send the lefties down there and bring the trump supporters here. We can create businesses, produce energy the way we want, won’t have any sleds we’d have to drag along and support and we could build a wall to keep all those idiots out? How about it ?
commented 2016-09-18 23:32:55 -0400
Jimmy Reece did not mention it, but Nnaumbua Farrell did.

The Danish community of Calgary is moving on beyond Stephen Harper’s “snitch line” to report their barbaric behavior.

When, during the last federal election, Kellie Leitch announced the telephone hotline to denounce barbaric cultural practices of Danish and others, normal Calgarians were delighted.

But Danish Calgarians were upset that their practices were being called into question. The killing of cats in a barrel, the exchange of socks, and other cultural practices were not seen as barbaric at all.

The snitch line was a good idea. Not just Danes, but Muslims and Lutherans need to be kept in check.
commented 2016-09-18 23:32:15 -0400
Sean, Jimmy and Jay;
Did you three retarded fags learn to speak pinko like good little cowards at Loser School, or does it just come natural to you?
commented 2016-09-18 23:12:49 -0400

Since Trump is going to lose – you will experience relentless mocking and people laughing at you. That is your future on The Rebel. Enjoy!
commented 2016-09-18 23:05:42 -0400

There is a reason why Alberta is called and known as Canada’s Texas – it’s not meant as a compliment.
commented 2016-09-18 22:29:27 -0400
I can’t be sure, but I believe a Dane hater meant to say “a United States Citizen” not “a United Citizen.” Perhaps another Canadian fool for Americans to be aware of.