June 09, 2016

“She’s as dumb as a bag of hammers”: Environment Min. McKenna pranked on Twitter with hilarious “climate change” tip

Rebel Staff

Catherine McKenna, the environment minister, asked the public to share their suggestions for how to change the weather.

So a guy named Alan tweeted this practical joke entry in to McKenna's contest for virtue signalling. And he’s so good, McKenna actually retweets it. It said:

“Studies have shown that so called security lighting does not reduce crime… it’s time to put an end to insecurity lights so we can all have a brighter future.”

Can you imagine? “Studies have shown” that lights don’t reduce crime? And you actually retweet this, publish it to the world?

I retweeted McKenna with a laugh, and within minutes her staff deleted her tweet. But we’ve got a copy of it saved.

That’s Catherine McKenna. Studies show she’s as dumb as a bag of hammers.

And, I say this as a transitioning woman myself, she literally will repeat anything you put in front of her without thinking about it. Because it’s 2016, and you’re a racist sexist Islamophobe like Alan if you disagree.

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commented 2016-06-09 16:59:29 -0400
I can’t wait to see the final result of Ezra as a transitioning woman.
commented 2016-06-09 16:55:16 -0400
McKenna the moron is what she is because it’s 2016,
commented 2016-06-09 16:51:27 -0400
I really did not think that Yuk Yuk’s was hosting amateur shows in the Tower of Babbling Idiots (House of Commons) with the court jester El Señor Presidente El-Bow acting as moderator!
I guess I’m wrong!
DJBT and STPC
commented 2016-06-09 16:38:57 -0400
Studies have shown that McKenna is not as bright as a 2 watt light bulb in a prairie snowstorm.
She’d get lost in a booger hunt and would be useless as a shield in a shit fight!

DJBT and STPC
commented 2016-06-09 16:30:33 -0400
Growing food produces carbon emissions we had better stop doing that as well since food does not actually feed people.
commented 2016-06-09 16:29:32 -0400
Nobody better tell her the Sun warms the planet, she may try to destroy it.
commented 2016-06-09 16:28:49 -0400
Richard: Bless your heart for your attempts, but please do NOT use “whom” when the correct word is “who”. I congratulate you, however, for at least trying to use the King’s (Queen’s) English.
commented 2016-06-09 16:28:34 -0400
OMG that is so funny. I’m jealous of Alan too, wish I’d thought of it first. “Studies have shown…” and then her Anthropogenic-Global-Climate-Warming-Change-whatever-it-is-today mind shuts off (Yeah, OK, the miniscule percentage that was operating to start with.)

And PM Juh-um-uh-ustin TruD’Oh thinks this is the best and brightest to represent our country in his gender neutral cabinet.
commented 2016-06-09 16:24:07 -0400
Maybe the comparison should be with a rubber hammer, and McKenna should be in a rubber room!
commented 2016-06-09 16:17:28 -0400
On behalf of sacks of hammers everywhere, whom are unable to defend themselves, I call on the Rebel to stop immediately its comparisons of same to the Federal Environment Minister. Hammers are noble tools with a long and distinguished record going back through the ages. Our Federal Environment Minister has a ____ record of …..? They are simply not comparable!

Perhaps the Rebel could have a contest as to whom can come up with the best 140 character long tweet for an apology to hammers everywhere.

P.S. 3 hammers currently call my house their home.
commented 2016-06-09 16:08:52 -0400
I think the bag of hammers wins in that department. It would be laughable, if it wasn’t so disturbing. She’s a blank slate, like Trudeau and the rest of the misfits in his cabinet.
commented 2016-06-09 16:05:48 -0400
That was uncalled for… hammers are not that bad.