July 07, 2016

EU boss says ALIENS are upset about BREXIT

Victor LaszloRebel Commentator

No, not illegal aliens. But yes, they also are upset as they wished to use EU free-travel zone to wiggle their way into the UK.

But European Commission president, Jean Claude Juncker actually meant space aliens. Read on...

According to the Express.UK:

"I have have seen, listened and heard many leaders of other planets and they are very worried because they wonder about the course the EU will follow.

"So we have to reassure both the Europeans and those who observe us from afar."

Later, he claimed that he meant to say leaders of our planet watching from afar and he messed up.

Well, after all French is his first language, and he was speaking French so it's an easy mistake to make — if you are suffering from some kind of delusional psychosis.

Which is more believable that the notion that he was trying to expose an alien presence on Earth who are keenly interested in the fishing rights of the British public, which seems to be the other popular theory.

When someone is trying to tell you that you only have two choices, it's usually because they are trying to sell you one of them.

And when the two choices you are offered are a) alien interest in local affairs, or b) a one long, complex slip of the tongue, it's time to for a certain someone to head to the prescription counter.


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commented 2016-07-08 17:53:43 -0400
Americanuck Radio has reached out to the esteemed representatives of said planets, and will be airing an exclusive interview this Saturday on the Genesis communications network. We will be discussing off world collective bargaining agreements, and other fascinating issues. Stay tuned.
commented 2016-07-08 01:22:53 -0400
Or did he say that after one of those Brussels two-hour lunches where the Burgundy flows freely at taxpayer’s expense?…
commented 2016-07-08 01:19:23 -0400
OK… I confess I checked the calendar when I read this…. And evidently no, it’s not April the 1st…
commented 2016-07-07 23:51:39 -0400
As lulz worthy as the slip up was and for all the love I bear the EU (which is to say none at all), it really just was a slip of the tongue. Change the word “planètes” to “pays” and the entire statement is perfectly coherent.

That said, it does make sense the slip up would gain so much attention given only something as literally alien as creatures from another planet (or leftists, which there is mounting daily evidence to suggest amounts to the same difference) could mistake the EU as worthy of preservation or protection.
commented 2016-07-07 22:28:09 -0400
I understand French perfectly well. That was no slip of the tongue.

Interim Conclusion: Juncker is under the impression that aliens run the EU.
Final Conclusion: Juncker is either INSANE or knows something that the rest of us should know.

I vote for INSANE.
That being said, alien mind-control theories could explain a lot, so maybe…
commented 2016-07-07 21:41:40 -0400
Sir, step slowly away from the podium. Please keep your hands where we can see them.
commented 2016-07-07 19:50:20 -0400
What if there are aliens?
commented 2016-07-07 19:08:33 -0400
Oh, did he mention that the Emperor and Darth Vader are also pissed off? And threatening to send a Super Star Destroyer to blast them? No? Insanity is such a fickle condition!
commented 2016-07-07 18:56:34 -0400
I am glad the UK got out. The whole lot of them, running the EU, are a bunch of Space Cadets.

If I was in the UK now, I would be very wary of what the EU is planning. They already have the start of an Army, perhaps they will attempt to invade Britain.

If they try, they are going to be in for a big surprise, especially if Trump becomes the next President.
commented 2016-07-07 18:48:14 -0400
Was this lunatic wearing his tin foil hat when he said that?
commented 2016-07-07 18:33:14 -0400
Worrying about extra terrestrial opinion of earthy matters seems to be an affliction of the proggy elite – this EU nutter’s alien phobia seems in line with our own Canadian ex Trudeau cabinet minister and professional nutter, Paul Hellyer who has made himself and Canada a laughing stock by invoking alien phobia into globalist hysteria politics.

It is a last hysterical response from globalist elites to summon the faithful back to their global crisis world goverment cult.

In his memoirs, former prime minister Lester Pearson said he would always wonder what might have happened had Paul Hellyer, not Pierre Trudeau, succeeded him in 1968. Well probably this Lester:

“Aliens already walk among us and are refusing to share their technology until we change our warring and polluting ways, claims former Canadian defense minister”
  • Former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer, 90, declared on Russian TV on Saturday that there are 80 different species of aliens
  • He said aliens have ‘been visiting our planet for thousands of years’ and are rather unimpressed with how we live
  • Hellyer described several types of aliens including ‘Tall Whites’ who are working with the U.S. air force in Nevada
  • He claims that ‘a couple of their ladies dressed as nuns go into Las Vegas to shop and they weren’t detected’
  • Hellyer first went public with his belief in aliens on earth in 2005 and he is the first high ranking politician to publicly state that aliens are real

Pearson had Hellyer, Trudeau has Butts – who thinks green hysteria makes its own economy

commented 2016-07-07 18:09:27 -0400
He misspoke or the translation is incorrect. I don’t like it when the left does this twist on events and I’m embarrassed when the right does it. The right must lead by example and not lower themselves to these tactics.
commented 2016-07-07 17:16:20 -0400
Maybe the regressive left is not composed of blue babies dropped on their heads after all, but these aliens instead and the master organization, the E/U, has let the secret out.