Ezra doesn't want to get a haircut. He won't listen to us. He won't listen to his wife. But we are fairly sure that if you actually pay for it, he'll be guilted into doing it. Ezra always jokes that he likes to get "change back from a ten" for his fashion-forward hairstyles. He refuses to go to any barber under the age of 75; "I don't want to look like a hipster", he says. Will you chip in $10 -- $8 for the haircut, and $2 for the tip? Please?