(David Menzies guest hosts for Ezra Levant, who returns on Monday...) Organizers of a comedy film series being screened at the Roxy Theatre in Victoria, British Columbia have implemented a ticket-pricing system based on race and gender.
If you are a white male heterosexual, you will be charged double for your ticket, $20 instead of only $10.
They call this “justice pricing.”
However, in light of a backlash over this race-based ticket pricing, festival spokesman Sid Mohammed says they’ve made a concession:
White males will now only have to pay $15 for a ticket – in other words, white straight males will only incur a 50 per cent penalty as opposed to a 100 percent penalty. Gee, thanks, Sid!
So, the question arises: How does a frugal male honky catch a break at the box office? Well, my solution is this:
Use the policies of the loony left to defeat their own kooky social engineering mandates:
If you are a white male who plans to purchase a ticket at the Roxy, simply declare that you’re a “gender-fluid, non-binary, Afro-centric spirit unicorn”!
NEXT: Columnist Maddie Di Muccio joins me to talk about why this discriminatory policy has nothing to do with "justice." We discuss how these sorts of measures, funny as they sound, are actually a threat to our culture.
FINALLY: I read your messages to me!