We’ve graduated from the era of fake news. Now, these useful idiots in the leftist lugenpresse are officially very fake news.
A couple days ago, The Rebel held a freedom rally in Toronto. Some context:
Canada’s government, under feminist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, has an MP from Pakistan who apparently misses her country of origin so much, she couldn’t help herself from introducing a blasphemy motion. The parliamentary motion demands a “whole of government approach to eliminating Islamophobia” — without ever defining what that means.
With a Liberal majority in the House of Commons, there’s a really good chance i5 will pass, which will mark a giant advancement for sharia speech codes in Canada! So, The Rebel held a rally for free speech to protest the madness.
Now, a bunch of Canada’s very fake news journalists asked to attend. Of course, we let them. We have nothing to hide. We knew they weren’t there to talk about a grassroots movement of patriots who love free speech. No. They were there in the event we spontaneously broke out into robes, masks, and conical hats and began shooting rounds into the ceiling while line dancing to "Dixie."
Instead what they got was a crown of severely normal people: moms, dads, grandparents, young kids, and a lot of new Canadians who fled tyrannical states like the former soviet union, not to mention innumerable survivors of sharia law, from places like Pakistan and Iran.
But despite painfully normal crowd of rally goers, "reporters" were duty-bound to employ the very fake news golden rule:
Depict right wingers as Nazis without any proof.
But, I get it. For the most part, fake journalists are busy-body do-gooders. They want to believe they’re fighting evil-- true evil. They’re looking for evil personified…That’s who they want to fight Nazis.
And so, watch as I endeavour to help them find the real Nazis in their quest...