April 14, 2019

Fat superheroes are a thing now

Martina MarkotaRebel Contributor

When you think of superheroes, you think of the prime examples of the human species. People who look fit to fight, with big muscles and lean bodies. I mean, after all, that’s what you need if you’re fighting deadly robots, criminals and supervillains.

But, no. Apparently not. Bulimia.com are now editing pictures of superheroes to show ‘more realistic bodies’.

Well, how realistic is a superhero in the first place!? Can’t they leave anything alone?

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commented 2019-04-16 13:22:21 -0400
Crushing crime wherever it rears it’s ugly head.
commented 2019-04-16 13:08:43 -0400
Check out “Cledus T. Judd’s (She’s Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles”…
commented 2019-04-16 10:58:06 -0400 · Flag
WOOHOO!!
LOOK MOM! I CAN BE A SUPER HERO!!

MASSIVE MAN! – Slower than a speeding pizza! Able to climb over smaller obstacles with a good deal of effort. More powerful than ’Weight Watchers”!
IT’S “MASSIVE MAN!” (soon to be appearing at a Tim Horton’s near you)
commented 2019-04-16 00:59:19 -0400
WW looks like that FAT MUDSHARK “model”…(you know the one…)…
commented 2019-04-15 08:50:49 -0400
All things satanic in origin and motivation are unoriginal and are counterfeits of something. Satan the dragon and the beast are a counterfeits of the Trinity. All else follows from that first lie. To continue living under that lie more lies must be created and promulgated.
commented 2019-04-15 03:46:36 -0400 · Flag
Actually Muta Ween, Rosie has been “the hero” for bat lovers everywhere ever since she demonstrated her hanging upside down technique from the closet door bar on national TV… A “fat bat” mind you…
commented 2019-04-15 02:26:16 -0400
Make your own damn heroes you zealots, quit with your self important BS by telling others to change things. Get over yourselves, and no one has to take orders from you because you think you are special.
commented 2019-04-15 02:24:26 -0400
Muta Ween Good one but also disturbing.
commented 2019-04-14 18:03:08 -0400
thought you could add a few pounds yourself martina. the new rebel super anti-trudeau hero to fight stupidity, lying, and arrogance whenever the twerp opens his mouth. not too much-after all you will have to fly.
commented 2019-04-14 17:32:30 -0400
lol, they made the heros look like cosplay enthusiasts. i think i could take that new batman!!