May 20, 2017

France is your crazy ex-girlfriend

Gavin McInnesArchive

I first realized this when I reported from Paris after the Bataclan massacre, and now it is even clearer to me after the French presidential election: France is exactly like your crazy ex-girlfriend. Especially if she was French...


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commented 2017-05-22 01:26:21 -0400
Carole Masse; This his schtick. But I must admit I was cringing while thinking about stalwart Rebels such as yourself. You have a lot of supporters here.
commented 2017-05-21 19:10:24 -0400
The best English I have ever heard in French.
commented 2017-05-21 03:07:16 -0400
Gavin, LOL. I have a French sister-in-law from Quebec and while I wouldn’t want to know any bedroom details, she is just lovely in every way. But I totally get your point. I was extremely disappointed in the French election. There’s just no other explanation for their idiocy in electing Macron than that they desired to show Trump and Brexiters one really big FU, and also that they’d like more of the same shite they’ve been getting over the past few years. Do they not think more of the same will escalate to the point they’ll need the US, Canada and the UK to come save their asses again?
commented 2017-05-20 21:30:17 -0400
So if I understand correctly, he slept with maybe, 2 french canadians (he lived in Montreal), and talked to a few parisians, and he knows all the french. And here, we have another dumb ass canadian, who will never miss a chance to bitch on Quebec again, and a list of others who find it brilliant. It shows very well the class of citizens we are talking about here. Not worth an attempt to explain why Macron was elected. This is just non-sense bitching. What Gavin, you have been dumped by french women who found you despicable maybe?
commented 2017-05-20 20:35:50 -0400
Hey Gavin, I had a good laugh at your sex life. How about trying German Females, you know, ’In 23, out 23, in 23. You could start with Merkel, Das Boot.
commented 2017-05-20 19:43:32 -0400
If you have dated crazy self-destructive lemmings like you describe, I suggest dating within your own species
commented 2017-05-20 19:10:50 -0400
I love it how Gavin can cut the bull shit.
commented 2017-05-20 14:58:00 -0400
As a Western Canadian, i’ve tried twice to scare that crazy, Quebec, bitch away, but like other crazy bitches when you finally kick her ass out she just keeps coming back crying and screaming that she really loves you, it was just a mistake. Then drains my bank account again and cheats on me with someone else.
commented 2017-05-20 14:48:13 -0400
Absolutely Brilliant and just way too fuckin funny