April 06, 2019

Involuntary ISIS diet deprives wanna-be jihadi of KFC (and probably British citizenship)

David MenziesMission Specialist

You’ve probably heard of the G.I. Diet, the Atkins Diet, and the Zone Diet, but could we be on the cusp of a brand-new eating fad? Namely, the ISIS diet, which apparently worked wonders for one tubby terrorist even if it was involuntary.

According to Metro UK, Hamza Parvez left his home in the affluent neighbourhood of West London five years ago to help establish an ISIS caliphate in the Middle East, but it wasn’t long before he began pining for jolly ol’ England while carrying out atrocities in Syria.

It seems there’s a dearth of fast-food outlets in the war-torn areas, and Hamza endlessly whined about being deprived of such food, especially Kentucky Fried Chicken.

His fellow terrorists nicknamed him “Hungry Hamza,” but being deprived of all that deep-fried infidel grub did do wonders for his physique and he lost 70 pounds of blubber.

Hamza wasn’t much of a terrorist and was recently captured and taken alive by Kurdish-led forces, so not only did he lose 70 pounds, but he’s also lost out on enjoying paradise with 70 voluptuous black-eyed virgins.

He’s now rotting in a Syrian jail where he likely dreams of West London and all those out of reach deep-fried fast-food delectables. And things aren’t likely to improve anytime soon either as the U.K. stripped more than a hundred dual nationals of their British citizenship after they travelled to join ISIS.

Hey, Hungry Hamza – you want fries with your new slimmed-down citizenship?

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commented 2019-04-09 02:33:14 -0400
Maurice Potvin, are you really going to focus on Kentucky Fried Chicken? I thought you were blaming the Muslims for everything.
commented 2019-04-08 01:07:53 -0400
Trudeau has a $10.5 million cheque waiting for him
commented 2019-04-07 23:22:30 -0400
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
commented 2019-04-07 19:15:43 -0400
ROBERT GREELEY commented 3 hours ago.
Hey Jerry Crossman.. Fill us in with what you got……………….

Yes Jerry, how about a couple of Links.
commented 2019-04-07 16:55:25 -0400
Hope Hamza is getting attention from at least eleven Herbs in that prison.
commented 2019-04-07 16:22:41 -0400
Hey Jerry Crossman.. Fill us in with what you got.. There’s more than the Rebel Media out there.. to pick it up and run with it.
commented 2019-04-06 20:29:25 -0400
Since 9/11 – IN THE NAME OF ISLAM (SATAN): 37,008 Attacks, 239,054 Killed, 317,992 Injured that we know of

There is no KFC outlet in my small town, but they just closed down the only two KFC outlets within an hour’s driving distance on either side of my town, so I know what he’s going through. Spending the rest of your life in jail is one thing, but no KFC???? Now that’s cruel.
commented 2019-04-06 18:34:28 -0400
feed him some pork fritters.
commented 2019-04-06 18:32:57 -0400
The Wests secret weapon against Islam, adictive KFC.
Stock it up, stock it up and give it to them free.
commented 2019-04-06 16:37:05 -0400
Why won’t the rebel talk about the bronfmans control of the liberal party and the connections of the snc scandal and the bronfman sex slavery trial????
commented 2019-04-06 13:56:14 -0400

Your head is ten pounds right there.
commented 2019-04-06 13:48:26 -0400
Trudeau will bring him to Canada, feed him KFC and cut him a 10.5 Million dollar taxpayer funded cheque!
commented 2019-04-06 12:05:54 -0400
That’s a beautiful story I’m so glad this Isis rat is suffering!!