March 15, 2016

“If you kill your enemies, they win”: Justin Trudeau’s greatest quotes!

Gavin McInnesArchive

My left wing brother Miles is moving back to Canada because of Donald Trump. While researching his new Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, he found lots of quotes he really liked.


Miles picks out his favourite Trudeau comments, about everything from space and time to shampoo.

Unfortunately, Miles has a hard time explaining what some of them really mean...


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commented 2016-03-26 12:39:09 -0400
Kurt Andrews….eastern canada voted Abu Bin Trudeau in …not the west
commented 2016-03-18 21:04:34 -0400
What about the budget will balance itself?
commented 2016-03-17 15:59:51 -0400
Unfortunately, Miles would have a better chance of returning than Gavin. Hilarious piece.
commented 2016-03-16 23:22:18 -0400
You voted for him, Canada.
commented 2016-03-16 18:07:22 -0400
Spousal corporate punishment is a necessity for smooth relations.
commented 2016-03-16 00:27:58 -0400
This was great quotes from the Prime Moron Justin, Fool on the Hill.
Classic parody of Justin’s real thought process award goes to Justin’s Diary again. Well done.
Yes. We have a Moron as a PM. He has never said anything that makes sense.
You’ll have to rethink time and space to understand that. Whatever that means.
commented 2016-03-15 21:59:29 -0400
Trump for permanent president. Hey Marco, you go those dishes done yet!!

Cruz for chronic liars anonymous. Hi, my name is Ted and Donald told me to tell you I am a chronic liar.

Kasich for governor of Ohio. Yeah, I’ll have something to say down the road.

Hillary for mission impossible President. What does it matter that those four people died?

Bernie for most misunderstood. Don’t blame my supporters for violence at Trump rallies.
commented 2016-03-15 20:02:22 -0400
I don’t get it. Is he just being really sarcastic in this breakdown of what Justin said? I think at this point I’d rather have trump for a PM over Justin. Given Trumps resume I would say the guy has more money seance and respect for a dollar then Trudeau.
commented 2016-03-15 18:55:06 -0400
Just have to laugh at how stupid Justin is then you just have to cry because he is our PM.
commented 2016-03-15 18:46:46 -0400
LOL! Now that’s premium content! Brought tears to my eyes!
commented 2016-03-15 17:36:51 -0400
I can’t imagine ever quoting this immature child!
commented 2016-03-15 17:30:29 -0400
“If you kill your enemies, they win”: Justin Trudeau. Duh, huh?, duh mmm huh?, emm, ahh, huh?
If someone kills Justin we all win.
commented 2016-03-15 16:47:35 -0400
To bad Miles. I figured you might head to Michigan to buddy up with Jean Guy Tremblay (@jgtremblay) in supporting Bernie Sanders.
commented 2016-03-15 16:42:13 -0400
“If you kill your enemies, they win”: Justin Trudeau

Heh, where do you start rationally disassembling this depth of conflicted abstractions.

Heck, why bother with reality-detached sloganeering this vacant – suffice to say, if this was a fact. it means the Nazis won because we beat them in WWII and the bloody imperialist Japanese won because we nuked their fanatical butts back into liberal sufferance – however judging by the Prog-left social/civil agendas in the west maybe PM Selfie was just enunciating how these evils won even though we beat them militarily, by metamorphosing into modern progressivism.

But I doubt it, selfie boy hasn’t the capacity for socratic irony let alone an original thought – he must have read this in a Star Wars comic book and thought repeating it would make him appear smart enough to speak with the adults.
commented 2016-03-15 16:03:01 -0400
Phil E – it’s all part and parcel of the biggest hoax every played on the world. All world governments have bought into the UN’s Agenda 21 plan for one world government, except for Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. And just guess whose government it will be. That’s right, it will be a Muslim terrorist controlled government and sharia law will be in effect. Though likely all Jews and Christians will be wiped out by that time, thanks to morons like Justie and his communist pals.
commented 2016-03-15 16:00:02 -0400
The Liberal voters do not know this is sarcasm.
Sounds legit.

commented 2016-03-15 15:40:06 -0400
When the Lieberals aren’t popular -the Lieberals are winning! ??
Eh, TINKERBELL – we have no problem letting them win!!
commented 2016-03-15 15:13:44 -0400
So, first off you can’t comment on other sites like CTV concerning this incident.

Secondly, why are we taking in thousands of potential terrorists despite all the overt warnings that these people mean us harm whether we are involved in any conflicts overseas or not?

Finally, why are these people that commit these acts called “mentally ill” when they commit a terrorist act ? If these were white people and used guns suddenly the mantra would be ‘guns are bad’ instead of ‘that guy was mentally ill’.
commented 2016-03-15 13:48:52 -0400
March 15, 2016
Dear Diary;
It’s really annoying when these pickles pop up (oh, take a break Gerald) and interfere with my sunny days. As part of my tough-guy persona, I made an election commitment to pass a law that would sanction Russia’s human-rights abusers. Such a law would freeze the assets and ban visas for Russia’s human-rights violators. All of us were going to be in on it, Stevie and even Uncle Tom, we all decided that it would be a good thing. But that was back when I thought that I was just going to become leader of the opposition, before my people appointed me as Dear Leader, and if there’s one thing I don’t like in my foie gras, it’s polonium-210.
So now I’ve got Stephie’s press secretary, Chantal Gagnon, spinning lines like “re-engaging” with the Ruskies and using expressions like “reviewing criteria” and “carefully considering options” which, of course, is all diplomatic blabbering which means that there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that I’m going through with this. Besides, Stephie really enjoys these cocktail parties at the Russian embassy puts on.
Just as I was trying to figure out a diversion to hide this particular broken promise, it’s ironic that I found an ally already in the Human Rights business who swung into action at exactly the right moment. Renu Mandhane, the Ontario Chief Rights Commissioner, was discovering that there wasn’t much business for her kangaroo courts to deal with real human rights violators, so she decided to take it upon herself to issue a threat to employers who might impose a workplace dress code that she herself might disapprove of.
Well, naturally that got all the freedom and liberty loving right-wingers into a hissy-fit, throwing tantrums, having conniptions and so on. As I’m learning from my dear, sweet friend Sean, it’s common knowledge, and everyone knows, that it’s only all governments, at all levels, from our beloved United Nations down, with all their authority and arms and agencies, who are the sole oracles of all wisdom and only they alone can be relied upon to know and do what’s best for all citizens.
But for me, the point is that my little thing with the Russians has now dropped completely off the news radar. Another mission accomplished.