October 03, 2016

Lauren Southern Becomes a Man!

Rebel Staff

According to the Government of Canada I'm literally a dude now! Just watch the video.

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commented 2016-10-03 22:52:53 -0400
Congratulations Laurence? Now you have something to celebrate come next PRIDE.
commented 2016-10-03 22:42:46 -0400
This would be a reason to turn gay if guys weren’t such a pain in the ass
commented 2016-10-03 22:24:32 -0400
Lauren…..:-)….you are just so butch……..:-)

But if this option had been available to me without cross dressing and hormones…I would have done it long ago to get around that Jew in Germany pogrom called in Orwellian Newspeak the “Employment Equity Act”…..which will go down in Canada’s history as infamous as the Chinese Exclusion Act and be something that some future prime minister will feel compelled to apologise for…discriminating against a gender as a matter of employment policy.

All of you young men working in employment situations effected by this act….do as Lauren just did and the absurdity of both of these laws will be made manifest.

And Lauren…..I have always identified as a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body….how about a date butch…..:-)
commented 2016-10-03 22:16:19 -0400
Laureeeen!! Sup bros?!?!? Let’s head dt and pick up some chics bros!!
commented 2016-10-03 22:12:51 -0400
It turns out, that in not 1, or 2, but now 3 polls, it shows that Canadians want to maintain our values in reference to immigration and want immigrants to, and the Left was totally out in Left Field (well that kinda makes sense). How much you wanna bet the msm and the Left would be equally dumbstruck by the response of Canadians at large if a poll were taken on their views about all this gender identity crap? So Lauren – you wanna talk to the boss about doing a poll? If we can raise enough funds for it to be a large poll, the mainstream would be forced to acknowledge it, just as they did the report about the “refugee” problems in Halifax. And that’s good for TheRebel and society!
commented 2016-10-03 22:02:39 -0400
“Also if Lauren is now told by a Muslim that she cannot be in the same swimming pool as him, will she sue him for discrimination. Reality in the mind of the mindless is …………….?”
It could get interesting Andre.
commented 2016-10-03 21:59:10 -0400
Thanks for wasting tax dollars. Really? My wife likes threesomes maybe we should tag team her. Phhf. Get serious. My priest made me tear on Sunday about assisted murder, and how the government and the church differ. How feelings should supersede Gods design. I wanted to give a standing ovation, but he got two thumbs up instead.
commented 2016-10-03 21:56:58 -0400
Ya! According to The Patate who speaks for ALL Canadians .we are ALL very inclusive and we will ALL accept everybody as they say they are. If a few thousand males changed their gender to female and then all joined the army, it would be interesting. Also if Lauren is now told by a Muslim that she cannot be in the same swimming pool as him, will she sue him for discrimination. Reality in the mind of the mindless is …………….?
commented 2016-10-03 21:48:16 -0400
Sure ain’t gonna be going to that doctor – may try to give me a mammogram or a hysterectomy instead of fixing my prostrate!!
commented 2016-10-03 21:46:17 -0400
I’m triggered! I stared at his cleavage and I think I liked it. Ugh!
commented 2016-10-03 21:45:10 -0400
Thanks Liza, but how things should be vs how they are, are very different.
commented 2016-10-03 21:45:07 -0400
Lauren, does this mean I bump into you in the Men’s room some day?
commented 2016-10-03 21:40:05 -0400
I am now believing we are coming to the point of no return
The destroyers are running the country
commented 2016-10-03 21:38:01 -0400
Lauren, you would never fool me as to your gender!! I could prove you ain’t a man!! …and reinforce your gender designation as being a HOT Babe! – you are just too damn sexy to be a man!!
commented 2016-10-03 21:37:54 -0400
It’s the other way around Bill Smith. It’s simple really, vagina to the ladies, penis to the mens, regardless of how you identify. At least that’s how it should be.
commented 2016-10-03 21:37:21 -0400
commented 2016-10-03 21:28:06 -0400
So now that it’s official, will Loren be barred from using women’s change rooms and washrooms?
commented 2016-10-03 21:26:50 -0400
That is just too bizarre. Did you have your sweater zipped up or down?
I hope this goes viral (I don’t doubt it will) so everyone can see how ridiculous everything is getting.
commented 2016-10-03 21:25:29 -0400
It’s obvious that even the doctor, and certainly the lady working for the province, daren’t say “boo” out of simple self-interest, as Lauren said. But I also think that our society in Canada (and particularly in Ontario) has become so … timid … that many are afraid to speak out, even when confronted with evident absurdity.

I personally think that the public service is hopelessly bloated and consequently a large chunk of us are directly dependent on the government for our livelihoods. This has several adverse effects including creating an assured voting block for parties and individuals that favor Big Gov. (what percentage of Ontario civil servants voted for Wynne last election, I wonder?) Anyway, my point is just that this is a large part of the problem of fantasy trumping reality in ways such as Lauren demonstrated: government is shaping societal views and values, and usually for the worse. And too many people, being dependent upon it in one way or another, are easily influenced and vulnerable to accepting ideas that they normally wouldn’t. There are other things going on, of course (such as the “natural” reticence of Canadians, perhaps?) but this is a part of it.

As an aside, if Lauren Southern does go ahead and become a male, there will be an awful lot of disappointed, young Canadian guys kicking around. Just sayin’ ;)
commented 2016-10-03 21:22:29 -0400
TPTB have us right where they want us… Totally dazed and confused.
commented 2016-10-03 21:15:22 -0400
1984 has nothing on today
commented 2016-10-03 21:12:59 -0400
I couldn’t get away with this, they would take one look at my Red Sox cap and laugh me outa the place.

Congratulations, Larry.
commented 2016-10-03 21:12:25 -0400
Say it’s not so Lauren… oh good, just a ruse…phew

Just shows how truly fucked up our progressive society has become…sigh!
commented 2016-10-03 21:11:47 -0400
So now what are you going to do when you want it changed back to female?
Can you be charged for giving false information? Or, can you simply say you felt like a man one day and now you ‘feel like a woman’?
commented 2016-10-03 21:05:16 -0400
Sorry Lauren

You still need one more thing to be a REAL man.

And I do not think you will enjoy doing it – and I highly recommend you do not do it – but it would be interesting to see if the government will pay for it.

You have just proved that Canada is now one truly fucked up place.

No one will stand up for anything any more.