If you can be in an abusive relationship with a 3-year-old, then my wife and I qualify.
My idea for getting some control back over our situation is that we should stop feeding kids dinner -- meaning, children as young as my son.
Toddlers ruin every meal. They refuse to eat my wife's fantastic food, for one thing.
I realize family meals are important, so why do we let toddlers ruin these meals for the rest of the family?
Give them healthy snacks, which is all they want anyway, and let them run around.
I can anticipate all your objections and deal with them in the video!