February 14, 2016

Liberal government hires "Holistic Economist" to eliminate deficit!

Rebel Staff

In a very unconventional move, the Liberal government has hired Solstice Mapleridge, a Holistic Economist, to assist with eliminating the ever growing federal deficit.

Solstice joins us in this exclusive interview to share his findings.


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commented 2016-02-15 13:54:01 -0500
Solstice Mapleridge for PM…oops we already have a Solstice Mapleridge running our country…into the ground…
commented 2016-02-15 13:09:36 -0500
This is some sort of joke right? How can this guy have anything to do with Canada’s finances? Your basically saying you don’t need math in order to figure out finance. One billion is just a bunch of zeros with out a one in front of it, this guy needs to go back to school. If you take the one off of a billion you still have nine hundred ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine. Someone needs to learn to use a calculator instead of calculating with sticks, stones, and pine cones.
commented 2016-02-14 23:45:59 -0500
what’s going on with this idiots? they are true to who they really are! at least prove to us that we are wrong?!!!
commented 2016-02-14 21:20:55 -0500
George – only infectious to the open minded – people who have had their brains fall out.
commented 2016-02-14 14:53:30 -0500
Notify the World Health Organization, it’s infectious.
A couple of weeks ago Marie-Claude Bibeau, the Minister of International Development, said "We really want to announce a holistic approach [in Canada’s expanded military mission against Islamic State].
commented 2016-02-14 14:10:39 -0500
Sorry, meant Ron
commented 2016-02-14 14:10:03 -0500
From Ross’s link:
““Focus on your breath, the breath is the divine pulsation within,” she says in the ballroom of a Toronto hotel. And then she begins chanting a precisely articulated Sanskrit invocation designed to help her audience feel more blissful and aware about their often under-appreciated profession.”

And she is the one with the brains, man that is scary.
commented 2016-02-14 12:49:21 -0500
Gawd! Don’t give the loony Liebranos any ideas! B.T.W. Very good impression of an out of their mind lefty!
commented 2016-02-14 12:07:55 -0500
PM Justin Trudeau, aka PM Junior: “…the deficit will balance itself”
Dr. Michael Savage: “Liberalism is a mental disorder”. A very dangerous one, that is.
commented 2016-02-14 11:49:41 -0500
With Bennett promising holistic, FN and alternative medicine equal status – and funding – it is conceivable the Liberals just might appoint a holistic economist to talk in trudeaufog to fool Canadians into believing that, with magically cooked books, the budget will balance itself.

That is all the current administration is doing – covering up its collusion with globally organized crime.
commented 2016-02-14 11:00:03 -0500
Loved the punch line.
commented 2016-02-14 09:18:59 -0500
now that Canada is back, who needs GAAP, antways?
commented 2016-02-14 09:06:35 -0500
Canada certainly does need more blue to bring it out of the red and back into the black.
commented 2016-02-14 09:04:33 -0500
Pretty much what the statist liberal economists believe , not a satire embarrassing truth.
commented 2016-02-14 08:08:56 -0500
Don’t give the Liberals more crazy ideas! They’re awash with them! This might actually work if you have enough cluster bombs though.
commented 2016-02-14 07:39:57 -0500
Hilarious and painfully bang on. Well done gentlemen.