December 12, 2018

Lunatic fringe make “super-sized” fuss over McDonalds’s Happy Meals

David MenziesMission Specialist

The Happy Meal is apparently a "Crappy Deal" for those amongst us who can’t get by a single day without making a super-sized fuss over… something.

For starters, several Democrat lawmakers in Michigan want to force McDick’s to stop offering “gender-specific toys” to children in their Happy Meals.

Lest you think the Great Lake State may have more important things to worry about like closing auto plants and that Detroit is rapidly becoming the go-to Mecca in the U.S. for illegal FGM procedures, the wording of the resolution makes it clear this is a pressing matter.

“This is a significant issue as billions of these meals are sold every year and this practice can influence and limit children’s imaginations and interests by promoting some toys as only suitable for girls and others only for boys.”

Who knew that going to a burger joint could be so debilitating for a child’s development?

Meanwhile in Quebec, the McMisery continues. Antonio Bramante, a father of three, is suing McDonald’s for illegally promoting Happy Meals to children, alleging the company is breaking laws that ban most advertising to those under 13.

No, I’m not McRibbing you! It seems Bramante needs a deep-pocketed scapegoat due to his inability to enact that which is known as “parental guidance.”

So, for those in the lunatic fringe, it looks like Happy Meals are really Misery Meals.

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commented 2018-12-14 01:49:10 -0500
This “pile” of anti Happy Meal toys would fertilize a very substantially sized field! Those who want gender neutral toys in a kid’s meal can always take their business elsewhere and leave the normal folks to enjoy what McDonald’s offers.
commented 2018-12-13 03:53:13 -0500
Where is Nicholas to defend a companies right to do as it pleases? LMAO! The hypocrite will stay silent now.
commented 2018-12-12 16:37:40 -0500
People need to be told to mind their own damn effing business.
commented 2018-12-12 16:26:39 -0500
Next they will be telling them to include identifiable LGBQTXYZ toys in the happy meals, and McChunders will capitulate.
commented 2018-12-12 14:29:32 -0500
Politicizing the Happy Meal is for low IQ individuals as seen by Democrat lawmakers!
commented 2018-12-12 12:51:30 -0500
- Leftists are only happy when they’re miserable & making everyone else miserable as well.