I didn't expect to spend this Father's Day being berated by Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey about how evil dads can be. Apparently it has something to do with us playing golf all the time (which we don't do...)
What's fascinating is that the fathers of Michelle and Oprah are archetypes of both ends of the spectrum. Oprah's dad was horrible, but Michelle's dad was a hero:
He dragged himself to work every day on crutches because he had MS.
Why not talk about that instead of complaining about evil, powerful white fathers?
Well, there's a reason -- WATCH and see if you agree with my theory.
(Hint: I blame white people...)