December 03, 2015

Miles blames San Bernardino terror attack on stress. And capitalism. And global warming...

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My leftwing brother Miles thinks he knows what triggered the massacre in San Bernardino, California yesterday.


Both the killers were Muslim, but Miles is certain the couple were driven to kill because having newborn baby put them under so much stress.

Addressing the issue of workplace violence, Miles says, "Remember the guy who was forced to decapitate his boss?"

He also blames capitalism and global warming.

And America. And Jews AND Nazis.



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commented 2015-12-07 07:50:32 -0500
As humorous as this is to watch, I’m very sad to say that I hear moronic conversation like this between hipster douchebags almost every day while I’m riding public transit here in Toronto. Who the F is raising their kids to think like this? Why are parents allowing schools to poison the minds of their children with this leftwing BS? My goodness how far Canada has fallen. We now have a limp-wristed cowardly pacifist PM, a LWNJ, militant traditional family values hating dyke premiere, and governments on all levels that are falling over themselves to fill our country up with Democracy, Christian and Jew hating muslims.
How sad. Where has our once proud nation disappeared to?
commented 2015-12-05 09:44:22 -0500
Is it Miles the brother or Gavin the evil righter .??
commented 2015-12-05 09:39:14 -0500
He looks like one of those enviro-alarmist liars , with the Che logo on the cap, and the palestrinian scarf around the neck, McInnes brings some satirical fun to my life, I thank him.
commented 2015-12-05 06:55:54 -0500
They should have Jimmy the Janitor doing this. He’s funnier.
commented 2015-12-04 12:23:50 -0500
Miles, you omitted the stress of the moon landing and 9/11 conspiracies. The Americans had to fake 9 flights to the moon; and the one they did fly, is secret. I too, ‘ate America last night. I’m stressed. I’m disenfranchised. It all started at my polyglot school; I failed Aramaic at age 4 (no ‘grades’-I’m not sure how I ‘failed’). Society. Tsk tsk.
commented 2015-12-04 02:46:14 -0500
‘Miles’, I am so disappointed. I mean sooo disappointed! You completely forgot the disadvantaged jobless thing!
commented 2015-12-03 23:00:00 -0500
Don Bolen; You said “they didn’t blame Canada?” Today at noon on Fox News Paul Ryan the new US House Speaker said “We have to stop this Terrorism from overseas, and by overseas I mean accross Lake Superior.” I guess he was referring to Trudeau’s 50,000 Refugees. I don’t blame them if they close or slow down the Border.
commented 2015-12-03 22:43:54 -0500
Well of course it was someone elses fault. Even Genghis Khan was just a downtrodden member of a minority acting out because he had no voice, Harper and Bush both treated him bad. But don’t worry we just need to bend over even more and all will be well.
commented 2015-12-03 22:32:05 -0500
Bev, this was satire. Look it up in a dictionary. It’ll amaze you.
commented 2015-12-03 21:00:02 -0500
Miles is wrong, poor man, who is he going to blame when he finds out that this man had just returned from paternity leave. Who is he going to blame when he finds out that this office held a baby shower for the six month old. Paris happened because of the Jewish people? Really Miles, global warming, blame everyone and everything except the one’s that do the terror. I guess your lack of intelligence is also someone else’s fault……………………………….
commented 2015-12-03 20:52:31 -0500
If only the victims of this shooting had a safe space from stressed people… We wouldn’t be mourning their loss from workplace violence.
commented 2015-12-03 17:11:21 -0500
I bet it’s because they were out of their safe space, you know the ones where our college and university students go when they feel threatened.
commented 2015-12-03 17:08:03 -0500
Here is my theory : Isis wants to start a holy war like the Koran states and to combat that the western world will say these acts of terrorism is caused by anything but a thirst for Jihad. It infuriates Isis more and they will do more, more and more terrorizing until we declare war on them and wipe them out.
commented 2015-12-03 16:14:50 -0500
Another terrorist attack on the United States of America.
The President responds by calling for tougher gun control laws.
commented 2015-12-03 16:04:31 -0500
obama say “folks, we really need to address the issue of postpartum depression, and those racist christmas banquets can be really annoying..folks”
commented 2015-12-03 15:48:23 -0500
I heard that young Trudeau saw Miles’ rant and one of his domestic staff tried to say it was Satirical. Unfortunately, our “drama teacher” chastised the Nannie for being racist and making fun of people from Satiria. And after all it is 2015.
commented 2015-12-03 15:45:06 -0500
What? No “blame Canada”? I am soooo relieved.
commented 2015-12-03 15:33:42 -0500
Making those pipe bombs is stressful! The guy was a health inspector and I’m sure it was halal food that did him in. Oh where are those white Supremists when you need them?
commented 2015-12-03 15:23:53 -0500
Hey Miles, my finger smells. What should I do?