April 09, 2018

My Canadian Boyfriend, Justin Trudeau: Who really wrote this “slobbering manifesto”?

David MenziesMission Specialist


I recently read a book entitled, “My Canadian Boyfriend, Justin Trudeau” so you wouldn’t have to.

I’m not sure if this book, written by someone named Carrie Parker, is a failed parody or unintentional pornography.

Maybe it really is a truly heartfelt love letter to our PM from a smitten American female fan, or maybe we’re collectively being played like so many rubes taking in a circus sideshow.

I really don’t know, but I’m going to present some select excerpts and perhaps you can enlighten me.

The author is using a pen name, by the way, as noted on the back cover which says: “Carrie Parker is not real, but her Trudeauly, madly deeply love for Justin Trudeau is.”

But if Ms Parker doesn’t exist, then how do we know that it wasn’t Trudeau himself who wrote this slobbering manifesto?

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commented 2018-04-10 11:56:55 -0400
Tammie, Hilarious!
commented 2018-04-10 11:31:33 -0400
I’m guessing that Carrie Parker is the pen name of Gerald Butts.
commented 2018-04-10 10:28:52 -0400
All was sickening enough and then my dog saw the screen. Barking then yacked all over the so did I. Please post some kind of warning, I dont know how much more the dog can take.
commented 2018-04-10 02:46:31 -0400
I have a new name for the POS Trudeau: ‘NO BALLS TRUDEAU
commented 2018-04-10 01:57:00 -0400
He did write this book he wrote the one titled “Living without a scrotum”.
commented 2018-04-10 01:43:24 -0400
I don’t think this is funny. Not if you view this from the perspective that he sees himself as Dear Leader whom believes in controlling the media and the adoration he seeks from all Canadians.

One can’t help but notice the small amount of writing with large pictures. All those years they mocked Sun News as being at the grade three level – I guess they were projecting again – as usual!
commented 2018-04-10 01:21:23 -0400
Sorry David; ’couldn’t Stomach this one’
commented 2018-04-10 00:15:23 -0400
David, I don’t think Justin wrote this book. I think Justin’s Bum Buddy, Gerald Butts wrote it.
commented 2018-04-09 23:07:39 -0400
commented 2018-04-09 21:36:17 -0400
Sounds like the book is a good parody. Only those with egregious mental illness would take it seriously.
commented 2018-04-09 20:07:42 -0400
Excerpt from Gerald Butts Journal,

I’m not sure how so many Canadians figured it out so quickly… I thought if I used a pen name, my homage to Justin would go unnoticed. My heart aches knowing we will be under the microscope moving forward. Instead of adjoining rooms, we will have to book separate rooms during during all of our travels. I suppose we can’t wear the new running gear I just bought for Peru, everything matched perfectly. Justin will insist we run at separate times given the attention this book bringing. If loving you in wrong, I don’t want to be right….I am kicking myself for taking this to a publisher.

I will have to come up with a strategy to pivot away from this. I suppose I can attack Ezra Levant on Twitter again, maybe, start a rumour about David Menzies. If that doesn’t work, I will firmly remind Canadians whatever I say goes. Maybe Rosemary Barton can give me an assist, I must call her to lay out what her role will be during the broadcast.

I hope Sophie doesn’t put two and two together, we have managed to keep this under wraps since college. #clueless
commented 2018-04-09 19:59:47 -0400
Maybe Killary wrote it for 20-million donation to her slush fund from Canada!
commented 2018-04-09 19:24:41 -0400
Keith, isn’t it amazing how one person can create so many cringe worthy moments, day after day?!!
commented 2018-04-09 18:54:15 -0400
commented 2018-04-09 18:16:20 -0400
TAMMIE PUTINSKI-ZANDBELT commented 8 hours ago
Came across this video last night, enjoy Rebels!
Justin Gigolo Song
commented 2018-04-09 18:11:47 -0400
Maurice, alternatively, if there are any dart players, consider using these glossy photos as target practice.
commented 2018-04-09 18:07:45 -0400
Tammie, that’s the best suggestion yet. For any rural folks out there who still don’t have indoor plumbing, if you receive this book as a gift, you know how to re-purpose it.
commented 2018-04-09 17:20:48 -0400
That’s some pretty expensive toilet paper!
commented 2018-04-09 17:15:38 -0400
My Canadian boy friend by a true libtard

Sitting on the throne grunting out a thought about my Justin
Splash a cool wet memory across my ass came to me
Was I dreaming or was it real no CBC was on TV
A press conference by Mr. Butts was in progress
Time to tidy up and go to work
A CBC reporters work is never done
commented 2018-04-09 17:11:35 -0400
MAURICE POTVIN I vomited right away upon reading the title and seeing the book cover. Then threw up every time David showed another picture of the feminist.
I am now dry heaving just thinking about this POS.
I think the Rebel Fan is 100% correct, this was written by Geraldine Butts, expressing his undying love for the feminist Trudeau.
I wonder if Sophie knows about Butts’ love affair with Justine.
commented 2018-04-09 16:59:44 -0400
I think Buttsie wrote it too! It’s hard to stomach how anyone could be so infatuated with this flake.
commented 2018-04-09 16:55:12 -0400
Trudeau is getting another honorary degree next month at NYU. I bet Katie Telford is out looking for a huge clunky frame for it!
commented 2018-04-09 16:50:53 -0400
A Rebel Fan, I took a phone call and paused the video. Watched the rest and commented before seeing your comment. Looks like we are thinking along the same lines!
commented 2018-04-09 16:49:57 -0400
I think Gerald Butts wrote it!
commented 2018-04-09 16:39:05 -0400
Thank you David for reading that piece of trash. I would puke if I had to! I found myself with some dry heaves just with those passages you presented! As to who actually wrote it? My suspicion is it was a collaboration between Jihadi Justin and Gerald (the real PM) Butts!
commented 2018-04-09 16:34:13 -0400
Gerald Butts could have written the book, too.
commented 2018-04-09 16:19:08 -0400
I think I’m going to be sick!