July 19, 2016

New York City cops crack down on coke-snorting capitalists!

Gavin McInnesArchive

Have you ever watched that TV show "COPS" and wondered why they only go after poor people carrying crack and weed? Well, great news! As part of a big sting operation, the police in New York City have arrested a bunch of white, upper middle class professionals for buying cocaine.


They were using it to get more work done, and keep the economy going.

Yeah, great...

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commented 2016-07-20 12:15:17 -0400
Difficult to watch. Not amusing, not funny or informative. Sorry – call me a square.
commented 2016-07-19 22:12:21 -0400
For those of you who don’t get it; he’s sweaty because he is a “Coke-snorting Capitalist”… you obviously watch his material and why you haven’t caught on to the satire is beyond me.
commented 2016-07-19 14:55:54 -0400
Eww. He’s always so sweaty.

We’re all cattle, farmed for productivity. Even our freedoms are given. They are not inherent, not the ones we’re allowed anyway. It has been decided that cocaine use ends or damages our production. So, it is illegal. Don’t do it.
commented 2016-07-19 13:57:12 -0400
Hey, at least it distracts the average dimwit from Hillary’s antics.
commented 2016-07-19 13:35:05 -0400
Feel the heat… hey! ?
commented 2016-07-19 11:40:22 -0400
The’ll be knocking on your door soon.
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