Do you know how you can tell terrorism is getting out of control? Well, because that philosopher-king Lindsay Lohan recently composed a poem about it, which she shared on Instagram.
Watch as I share a few of her grammatically incorrect stanzas.
Like Lohan herself, the poem is both vapid and vacuous.
And her proposed solution for dealing with radical Islam is akin to an ostrich burying its head in the sand:
Ultimately, Lohan closes the blinds and stays in the bed of whatever 5-star hotel she’s currently residing in.
Who knows? Maybe those soldiers of Allah who comprise ISIS will read Lohan’s poem and renounce terrorism but probably not.
So to Lindsay Lohan and all the other has-been, never-was celebrities living a life of privileged luxury most of us can only dream of, if you’re going to send out anti-terrorism poems on Instagram, don’t beat around the bush when it comes to naming names.
And please don’t be so damn lazy when it comes to crafting rhyming couplets.