July 19, 2018

Not just a pretty face! "Just-Incredible" talking Trudeau doll hits the market

David MenziesMission Specialist

I took another one for the team shelling out $130 of my own money to purchase a Justin Trudeau commemorative doll from the Bradford Exchange.

 

Feast your eyes on my made-in-China, incredible Justin Trudeau doll.

Isn’t he beautiful?

But Justin isn’t just a pretty face. To quote the Bradford Exchange promotional material, “The Prime Minister – in his own voice – speaks inspirational words and memorable quotes.”

Join me as I assume the role of puppet master Gerald Butts and pull this marvellous mini-marionette’s strings!

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commented 2018-07-20 18:54:57 -0400
One wonders how many people who will purchase one simply to stick pins in it?
commented 2018-07-20 08:35:54 -0400
Peter Dickau, isn’t it odd how many people voted Liberal after he clearly stated his warped position on terrorists?!!!
commented 2018-07-20 06:32:22 -0400
Just add water and in time nothing happens. Wait for the whole family Omar, Boil, Sophie.
commented 2018-07-20 01:29:50 -0400
The only Justin Trudeau memorabilia I’d be interested in is a chamber pot with his picture on the inside bottom.
commented 2018-07-20 00:31:22 -0400
Well, he made history tonight!

David Menzies: We love The Rebel, we love Ezra, we love Sheila, we love John Cardillo, we love all the contributors to the Rebel, but……………..we loooooove you. You are the best!
commented 2018-07-19 23:40:43 -0400
Tammie,
Great list! My personal ‘favorite’, maybe should go on JT’s tombstone someday. “The Liberal Party believes that terrorists should keep their Canadian citizenship… because I do; and I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that!” Kinda sums up the whole hubris of the person kind he is.
commented 2018-07-19 23:08:37 -0400
That’s some doll….authorized by Gerald??!! Where is Glamour Sophie and her gold plated microphone?

Recording should have included: Um Ah Um ahhhh errrr “the previous government” or “the budget will balance itself” “we say Peoplekind to be more inclusive” “we will grow the economy from the heart out”

There are so many idiotic statements to choose from. Feel free to add to my short list.
commented 2018-07-19 22:08:55 -0400
The Rebel needs to print Justin Trudeau toilet paper. It would really sell, especially in western Canada. It would make money for The Rebel too. I’d certainly love a case of that and I’d install a roll of it in the seniors’ club mens room.
commented 2018-07-19 20:38:33 -0400
Hope it comes with accessories like an Orange prison suit, a jail cell, and a guillotine!
commented 2018-07-19 20:33:27 -0400
He looks a bit like Count Dracula which makes sense as he is sucking Canada dry.
commented 2018-07-19 18:53:22 -0400
David, please keep the protective jacket on that hideous thing. The elbows are likely to take an eye out if children start running around with it. Also’ it’ll give the kids nightmares, it’s even giving me the creeps!
commented 2018-07-19 18:47:29 -0400
How about, “She clearly didn’t experience our interaction the same way I did, and I respect that” or “I didn’t have a bad experience that day” or “I’m a proud feminist and if you experience my grope in any negative way please know that it was still good for me”.
commented 2018-07-19 18:32:31 -0400
I’ll bet the only words that it says repeatedly are uh and um.
commented 2018-07-19 18:25:27 -0400
The Trudeau doll with groper grip. The voice comes with applause? That’s telling. I’m sure he’ll be buying up most of them to hand out to his fellow Liberals (at taxpayer expense of course).
commented 2018-07-19 18:04:14 -0400
I can’t wait till they come out with the accompanying collectible: Andy “Bendover” Scheer. You pull the string and it bends over and bleats like a sheep.
commented 2018-07-19 18:03:02 -0400
How did they decide which costume to dress him in? Is it anatomically correct?
I want a Climate Barbie doll too! Nobody repeats the party line as good as she does. I always said their comments sounded rehearsed as it someone was pulling a string at the back of their necks to start the recording. We used to call them chatty Cathy dolls. Justin has just out classed himself or should I say out clowned.
That might be worth money on ebay down the road David.
commented 2018-07-19 17:45:14 -0400
Maybe get some pins David! :-)