September 08, 2015

Not satire: Hillary Clinton now plans to be "more spontaneous"

Ezra LevantRebel Commander

Hillary Clinton is now trailing self-described socialist Bernie Sanders in the New Hampshire primary polls.

For two decades, Sanders was an obscure, quirky figure in Democratic politics.

He's 74, doesn't have Hillary's name recognition, and has no powerful Clintonesque machine behind him.

But he's still ahead of her.

Unlike Sanders, Hillary Clinton keeps trying to reinvent herself, trying to look "normal."

Now the The New York Times says Hillary is going to "show more humor and heart" from now on.

Her consultants actually said they want to "humanize" Hillary.

No, this isn't The Onion:

Clinton actually has a team of strategists who tell her who she should pretend to be this week.


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commented 2015-09-11 22:32:32 -0400
LOL. Fuck you Republicans.

Hillary Clinton Email Scandal Crumbles As Justice Department Says No Laws Were Broken

Reality has bitten Republicans in the backsides again as the Justice Department is saying that Hillary Clinton’s emails broke no laws.

Justice Department lawyers argued before a federal court that Hillary Clinton’s handling of her emails broke no laws.

The Washington Times reported:

In the most complete legal defense of Mrs. Clinton, Justice Department lawyers insisted they not only have no obligation, but no power, to go back and demand the former top diplomat turn over any documents she hasn’t already given — and neither, they said, can the court order that.

The defense came as part of a legal filing telling a judge why the administration shouldn’t be required to order Mrs. Clinton and her top aides to preserve all of their emails.

“There is no question that Secretary Clinton had authority to delete personal emails without agency supervision — she appropriately could have done so even if she were working on a government server,” the administration lawyers argued. “Under policies issued by both the National Archives and Records Administration (‘NARA’) and the State Department, individual officers and employees are permitted and expected to exercise judgment to determine what constitutes a federal record.”

Republicans like Donald Trump love to compare Hillary Clinton’s emails to the crimes that were committed by David Petraeus, but the difference is that Petraeus broke the law by giving classified materials to his mistress.

The Republican email scandal is falling apart. If Clinton didn’t break any laws, why are Republicans wasting time and millions of taxpayer dollars investigating her emails? There is a reason Republicans would not allow Clinton’s aides to testify in public. Information is the enemy of the GOP’s bogus email scandal. The more information that is available to the public, the sooner the email scandal will fade away.

The email scandal is a media fueled time killer that only serves to distract attention from the real issues. Republicans don’t want to talk about their positions on the issues. They would rather try to distract the electorate with meaningless scandals.

Republicans can’t hide from the truth. There is nothing to the Hillary Clinton email scandal.
commented 2015-09-09 07:11:15 -0400
I hope she does the 20 years she’s facing. Hillary for prison
commented 2015-09-08 21:04:26 -0400
Planned, choreographed spontaneity??? That reminds me of watching a Roy Clark performance where he turned to band member and said “If you want to do any ad-libs, write them down and let me look at them first”. Of course Roy understood the irony and meant it as a joke. I don’t think Hilary gets the joke.
commented 2015-09-08 17:29:58 -0400
commented 2015-09-08 16:44:42 -0400
How about pretending to be a human being? Too hard for a liberal, I guess. Hillary for Prison 2016.
commented 2015-09-08 16:04:45 -0400
Darn, Peter beat me to my point! :)

Anyway, trust the left to develop a focus group, to lead a committee, to structure a campaign to be spontaneous. The first thing they need to do is define spontaneity, in a politically correct manner of course.
commented 2015-09-08 15:55:54 -0400
Spontaneous and combustible, Francis you nailed it!!!! Although I thought you take down a witch with water. Oh well either would work.
commented 2015-09-08 15:23:20 -0400
Gee maybe Bill will get lucky again.
commented 2015-09-08 15:14:28 -0400
Planning to be more spontaneous is a bit contradictory, isn’t it?
commented 2015-09-08 15:08:51 -0400
Clinton, along with Obama, make a very dangerous duo, they have an agenda that is different to what they say in public. Just imagine, a massive Terrorist action, just before the next US Election, something big enough, that the Election would be cancelled. Are they planning it now? This would be Obama’s Third Term, that he is fond of talking about. USamisbad?
commented 2015-09-08 14:56:37 -0400
Her voice reminds me of my ex and how lucky I am to be single again.
commented 2015-09-08 14:53:02 -0400
Should Hitlery be more spontaneous? If we’re talking about combustion then I say “You go girl!”
commented 2015-09-08 14:50:18 -0400
Cankles in Mao outfit. Liberal elite and uber feminist. Ultra-progressive and a liar to boot.
commented 2015-09-08 14:41:15 -0400
Planned Spontaneity is Like Planned Parenthood ; Neither achieve the result in their name.
Murdering the fetus of every woman who walks in asking for help is the goal of Planned Parenthood therefore she will not be a parent and planning to be spontaneous is the opposite of spontaneous … it is planned!
commented 2015-09-08 14:31:22 -0400
Saw the new and spontaneous Hildebeast on TV this am. Some hard hitting unbiased journalist, like maybe from the CBC or PMSNBC asked her point blank with no warning, “text or email?” and “what is your favorite TV program?” After awkwardly answering, they both enjoyed a good teehee and giggle at how wonderful they both were. Putting it mildly, the Hildebeast does NOT do normal well.
commented 2015-09-08 14:25:10 -0400
Billary is a fkg whack job and belongs in jail – running classified email from her fkg basement – and obstructing investigations. Bitch belongs in jail (or should resign).

Trump is the wildcard – long term relationship with the Billaries – could be Billary’s boy – time will tell. Hard to take down Trump – numbers and MSM is too strong/loud.

When McCain ran, age was an issue. And it’s gone!!! Colonel Sanders (look mom, no mustache and beard) is the epitomy of youth, right??? Double standard? Never.

Barry is the hidden issue and Elizabeth Warren (the nazi pig from Mass who created that line, “you didn’t build that”) will run as soon as Billary quits/gets prosecuted. Warren truly is hitler with tits and vag.