February 22, 2017

Power of magical thinking makes Suzuki an environmental hero

Brian LilleyArchive

It must be wonderful to be David Suzuki. It doesn’t matter what you do, just what you think. He sneaks into our basements to lecture us about beer fridges and using too much energy yet has a carbon footprint that would make a developing country blush, and he’s at it again.

The Great Suzuk is flying to Hong Kong to give a lecture, one powered by a major energy company that’s addicted to coal.

But don’t think Suzuki is heading across the Pacific to do an intervention and get the company off coal. He’s going to collect a cheque - a big cheque for speaking.

Here’s how they bill him on the poster:

“Scientist and wise elder of the environmental movement.”

He’s so wise, he is so sciencey! But if Suzuki is so wise and sciency, then he must know something that I don’t.

The Great Suzuk must know a way to get there that doesn’t involve getting on a jet plane and spewing a bunch of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

One thing I do know is not to ask Suzuki about his travels or you might get hit like I did.

But seriously, watch as I do the math on his International flights alone, never mind his domestic flights or his four homes, by visiting www.CarbonFootprint.com.

Like I said, he has the carbon footprint of a developing country all on his own, and yet, the lectures continue. Including this great nugget from the David Suzuki Foundation telling the rest of us not to fly.

“For instance, you don't have to go to a theme park to have a memorable family holiday, or fly off to some exotic locale for a romantic rendezvous with your partner. When was the last time you visited your local museum or planetarium? Or played a board game?”

Suzuki is a hypocrite. He goes against his own advice - flying around the world to give a lecture at an event sponsored by a power company that mainly relies on coal for their power and their profits.

None of this matters to him as long as the cheques and donations keep coming. And none of this matters to Suzuki’s supporters as long as he keeps making the right noise, giving the right lectures.

They cannot see that their emperor has no clothes.

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commented 2017-02-24 01:58:15 -0500
Don’t be Peter Babich… I’m sure that Dr. Fruit Fly doesn’t paddle a canoe to his cottage on Nelson Island either…
commented 2017-02-23 20:20:25 -0500
Geez I’ve only been on 2 flights in my life and I feel guilty
commented 2017-02-23 09:09:49 -0500
We need a Trump figure here in Canada, someone to look out for regular folks and confront all the green god scams & hypocrites. This is a disgrace, Suzuki is just one of many.
commented 2017-02-23 03:40:07 -0500
The rebel sure does a lot of Suzuki videos.
commented 2017-02-23 02:50:57 -0500
Hey China i heard Suzuki say that you are filthy communists and he dares you to lock him up.
commented 2017-02-23 02:31:14 -0500
I sure do hope the International Council Of Fruit Flies are building a commemorative fund for when Dr. Zook does eventually shuffle off this mortal coil?…
commented 2017-02-23 02:06:52 -0500
Kelvin – we are more than 51% – but less than TrUDopes mathamatic magic of 39% majority he brags about! Looks like we need to make a real revolution happen – starting with TruDope’s wonderful rapefugees – who are not at all willing to work or support themselves – well – get something straight up you ungrateful pos – I am not working to keep your lazy jihadist asses alive – so get a brain & LEAVE before you aren’t able to! I know you Muzzie bastards are reading this – ‘cause one of you assholes replied a few days ago – threatening us – well get something straight in that twisted mind of yours – you will die before me & and I am old – so maybe you ought to give some thought as to how us Canadians can aim! Here in Canada we don’t piss around with suicide bombs – we aim straight!! And are more accurate than you lunatic camel humpers.
commented 2017-02-23 01:46:52 -0500
POS Suzuki – you are a LIAR and a hedonist pig – how dare you lecture people on environmental issues – you wasteful pig! Hope your plane crashes & ends your carbon footprint. Go keep on studying your beloved fruit fly – you looney fruit,
Suzuki – you are a thief – and us Canadians are getting sick & tired of full-of-shit thieves! You may think you are smart – but you are more dumb than my shoe.
commented 2017-02-22 17:27:59 -0500
Maybe Kate was showing Rachel new tricks with a broom besides flying.
commented 2017-02-22 17:12:00 -0500
A prostitute for the ‘green’ industry. A disgrace and embarrassment to scientists of integrity. It is a testament to the success of the ‘industry’ so,far that he can still get a speaking engagement. It’s amazing what you can do with a little lie if you repeat it often enough.
commented 2017-02-22 17:09:46 -0500
Nice going KELVIN, you beat me to it. Maybe they could use the Saint to plug the hole at Fukushima.

CHRIS FAIRLEY… Wasn’t that Australian performance priceless.

Saint Suzuki should be doing jail time for the scare tactics forced upon the little school kids in Ontario concerning climate change. Remember that…." You kids are the last hope to save the planet", bla bla bla. That fiasco was at the request of the skeleton in Ontario….the same skeleton who had the convicted sex offender creating school curriculum.
commented 2017-02-22 16:12:52 -0500
It’s all a scam and, thanks to Trump, the truth is coming out. When the masses figure this out the lefties may run, but they won’t be able to hide.
commented 2017-02-22 16:06:42 -0500
He should be going to Fukushima Japan, so he can magically clean up the nuclear disaster, that all these clean energy dingbats are in favour of. Japan has wanted to decommission their nuclear power system for years now and go back to clean coal but the energy freak globalists criminals twisted too many Japanese arms in order for them to do so.

We are the 51%ers start acting like it!!!!
commented 2017-02-22 16:04:40 -0500
TOO FUNNY BRIAN
Co2 BIGFOOT
commented 2017-02-22 15:58:42 -0500
His beat down at the ABC town hall in Australia was beautiful. How can anyone pay for his words. Make the polluter pay.
commented 2017-02-22 15:48:43 -0500
What a hypocrite maybe he could have borrowed Wynne’s or Notley’s broom.
commented 2017-02-22 15:36:47 -0500
Suzuki will never die. He will have his head mounted on some kind of cyber body like Davros and lecture us forever.
commented 2017-02-22 15:36:14 -0500
After years off studying them, Suzuki turned into a fruit fly himself. Fucking fruit!
commented 2017-02-22 15:09:20 -0500
Looking forward to when he is gone. What a pathetic greedy 1%er if there ever was one.